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Kirk

To take a man's sexual organ down the throat (deep throat)
She gave me some Kirk last night
by Teekay01 November 16, 2025
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Kirk

Kirk (verb)

/kɜ rk/
kirks, kirking, kirked

Definitions:

1. (Transitive) To kill or assassinate someone, especially by means of targeted or politically motivated violence.

They say the senator was kirked in the open forum.

The whistle-blower got kirked after going public.

2. (Intransitive) To be killed or assassinated in such a manner.

Several activists feared they might get kirked if they testified.

He went into the protest zone and got kirked.

3. (Figurative / informal) To be abruptly or unexpectedly destroyed or eliminated—often used in contexts beyond literal death (e.g., career, reputation, project).

That startup got kirked by the regulatory crackdown.

The idea got kirked before it even launched.

Etymology:
From the name Charles “Charlie” Kirk, whose assassination (Sept 10 2025) has become a reference point for targeted political killing. Over time, the proper name has been converted into a verb to express the act of being killed in that mold.

Usage Notes:

Use “kirked” (past tense) to describe someone who’s been killed (or figuratively eliminated).

Use “kirking” to describe the process, threat or act of being killed or eliminated.

Since the origin is quite recent and tied to a specific event, the usage may be seen as informal, dark-humored, or potentially insensitive depending on context.

For figurative uses (career ends, project failures) clarify via context to avoid confusion with literal killing.
They say the senator was kirked in the open forum.

The whistle-blower got kirked after going public.
by Webster Wordman November 17, 2025
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kirk

to throw (give) neck (head/a blowjob) in reference to the fact that Charlie Kirk was shot in the neck.
yo shordy threw kirk like no other last night, shi had me floating
by Endless Pit November 17, 2025
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kirking bubba

in reference to the epstein emails in which donald trump allegedly gave neck/head/a blowjob (aka kirk) to bill clinton (nickname bubba)
yo u heard donnie was kirking bubba back in 2018?
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to kirk

To shoot someone in the jugular as in the assassination of Charlie Kirk, usually resulting in death.
A: Did you see how the football hit John?

B: It seemed like the guy wanted to kirk him!
by ccrmsn November 18, 2025
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Kirking

A William Shatner, also known as "Kirking" is where one partner defecates all over another's penis, exclaiming, "Commander Spock! Our starship appears to have encountered some organic resistance!" - whoever is roleplaying as Sulu in the room should reply with a heart "ohhhhhh myyyyyy!" as the entire crew climaxes at once.
Kirking ----- "the orgy was really getting boring at the end until Marty decided to William Shatner / Kirk all over Jimmy, what a performance!"
by Taintnosunshine November 19, 2025
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