I'll kill your face

A combination of kill yourself and your face generally used to threaten.

Person #1: ...it could be very erotic if you tried it.
Person #2: Don't even go there.
Person #1: But it-
Person #2: I'll kill your face!

by Zamfir June 19, 2004

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kill one softly

to badmouth someone to their face or behind their back

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 5, 2003

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kill yourself

the sweet release of death. having everything you worked so little for come to a grinding halt.
the best time of your life and the day your dad has been waiting for since you were born.

kill yourself:
me:man... life sucks... my girlfriend dumped me... i failed at school... i can't get a job... i wish there was something i could do.
Rope: hey michael?
me:yeah?
Rope: come "hang" out for a while ;)
me:OKAY ROPE!!!!!
Rope: i love holding you michael
me: ......coff....coff........
Rope: michael?
me: .........

by Jackson White June 23, 2016

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Kill Bot

A killing machine. Resembles a COG on Gears of War. Will Kill if nessecary....will also kill if unnessecary. A bot programmed to kill.

Guy 1: Oh shit a killbot!
Kill Bot: KILL BOT!

by The Danimal 1993 April 2, 2010

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Top Kill

An impotent solution to an out of hand problem.

Switching the meeting time from Thursday to Tuesday is a top kill; it will do little to improve the meetings’ effectiveness.

by NHTeach June 3, 2010

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Kill Corn

The process in which a group of people (Friends, Band Members or Degenerates) recycle corn either through defecation or vommiting, only to reconsume the product over and over until, one by one, group participants yell 'I give" and drop out of the contest. The last one standing is known as 'Kill Corn!"

Bob remained the last one standing in the kill corn group contest! Bob is now 'King of the Kill Corns!'

by Marilynn Husk August 10, 2010

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status kill

When an akward co-worker, family friend, ect. comments on a status and "ruins" the status. The status also may be an inside joke and is then ruined by an akward person asking what it means. Often the comment or status is removed to prevent further akwardness.

Amy: Had so much fun with the girls!
Kathy: who are "the girls" and what did you do?
-status kill-
Monica: It's like a head for a midget band
Bill: I don't get it...
-status kill-

by pinkdragon16 August 14, 2010

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