Kellen

She, is beautiful, she gets shy around new faces but once she finally gets conformable she is funny, speaks her mind and is not afraid of being honest. She is not a fan of school at all. She has a ton of friends and can make new friends easily. Her laugh is so contagious. Her resting bitch face makes most people think she hates them. She is also really good at sports and is really competitive. She loves spending time with friends and family

Disclaimer : not every Kellen is like this, please don't get offended, and here's a reminder that you are beautiful the way you are, be kind to everyone you meet and tryout new things!

by Restingbitchface3 October 12, 2018

Kellen

Kellen is a very tall, lanky young man who is forever going to have a baby face, even when he’s 40 years old. He is extremely soft in the head but likes to use big words to make himself feel better about his lack of life experiences. Kellen thinks moving his shoulders back and forth is the only appropriate style of dancing and loves to watch Rube Goldberg projects on YouTube for fun.

Friend #1: go hug that girl
Friend #2: no
Friend #1: wow, you’re such a kellen

by Simpgurl070 May 25, 2020

Hellen-Keller

To put your fingers in a person's ears as they jack you off into their own eyes.

I Hellen-Kellered that bitch.

by Nicolas J. Anzaldua August 14, 2007

kellogg

-very sexy -ladies/mans man -everyone wants a piece of that -nice booty -likes booty, but not from girls.

Natalie- i wanna a piece of that stud..hes like whoa..sexy
Suzie-damn straight
Jakeob-uhh. shut up guys..hes like a kellogg.so that means hes mine..
lewie-uhh..we are over? bitch.

by NMckown December 6, 2006

kellenberg

Greatest Catholic shool on Long Island. And it has chicks.

Hey there is a great articel in "The Tarmac" about how the Firebirds whupped on the panys Flyers today. Boy i sure am ashamed to be a sissy Chaminade boy. Do me a favor - pass me a straw - my beer is getting warm and my bubble bath is getting cold.

by Dalybone May 17, 2004

kelli

a disgusting pig who needs to fart every 2 seconds. smells so bad that they need to spray febreez on her every 2 seconds. shes the biggest nerd in the world.

kelli: hi im kelli

bob: ew your stinky.

by marylouhoo November 22, 2011

Helen Keller

1-A yummy peice of ass I totally want to tap.
2-A blind, deaf, and mute.
3-The root of almost every blind or deaf joke.
4-Creates hilarious jokes.
5-An insult.
6-Pretty much my life.
<3

1-Need I say more
2-Need I say more
3-Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "deerrrduhhh"
4-See above, or google Helen Keller jokes fucking epic shit right there.
5-See above.
6-Need I say more.
<333333333333333

by i got this February 16, 2008