John another word for micro penis
by sdfsdfssdcffdefdc\sdgdh January 31, 2020
Get the JOHNmug. a teenager that usually never takes showers(smells like shit), acts like a Mexican, and usual if lucky has a girlfriend that has no ass,and has a micro penis
by John Schlegel February 26, 2015
Get the Johnmug. A emo kid that talks about suicide and listens to emo songs and also searches up memes, but steals some of them.
by ThatAfkGuy September 12, 2016
Get the Johnmug. A person who would take your life away to make themselves happy. Take all your friends and have you look like the bad person. Also a back stabbing bitch. Also very sarcastic.
by You already know bitches May 14, 2017
Get the johnelysmug. 
A fucking bitch that want to fuck every man and woman on earth and leaves them for dead when he’s done with them and likes to him exploit every single person he dates
John is a fucking bitch
by DragonbornM March 5, 2020
Get the Johnmug. John needs care and attention (who doesnt). I'm sorry that i don't seem to give enough sometimes. He is always in my thoughts and i wish i could be there to show him what he means to me.
"John, open my skull and you'll see
theres not much happening but you and me. 🤫"
"Thats sad, Jane. There should be happening more, don't you think?"
"Yes, but the rest makes more sense when you're with me."
theres not much happening but you and me. 🤫"
"Thats sad, Jane. There should be happening more, don't you think?"
"Yes, but the rest makes more sense when you're with me."
by Krkič June 2, 2019
Get the Johnmug.