holiday joint

A holiday joint is a joint with 1/16 of an ounce of marijuana in it, notoriously dificult to roll due to the ammount of marijuana it contains. Usually smoked on birthdays or around special holidays

After Sam smoked a holiday joint she had a complete body movement failure, everyone laughed

by RazgrizX September 8, 2008

Hu Jintao

The president of China....apparently he's the world's 3rd worst dictator. He is known for enforcing online spies & executing roughly 4000 people a year.

Libby-Lib : "I'd rather have Hu chink for president instead of Bush."

Me : "And you liberals claim to be so smart."

Libby-Lib : "We are man! We know the truth behind this country!"

Me : "Have you ever bothered to think that the truth is something you find on your own, and not from others?"

Libby-Lib : "Have you ever bothered to think that what they are saying IS truth?"

Me : "Ugh....someone shut this crybaby up..."

by Dave July 6, 2004

Jinto

A joint, Doobie etc.

Pass that fuckin jinto there man

by Marmojane March 11, 2015

dome a joint

to smoke a fat ass joint to the face, or by yourself.

Yo, thanks for sparkin me up. I think ima go to da crib and dome a joint now.

by Lazzatti February 19, 2008

double jointed

An expression for a person being bisexual.

She bends both ways sexually. They call her double jointed for liking both men and women romantically.

by moondance5 December 19, 2012

jointy

A synonym for cute,handsome,beautiful,etc. Also means the flyest,downright eye candy.

"Look at Susan,she is looking jointy today"
"Galvin is such a jointy ass white boy"

by Queen Pay September 19, 2015

joint

joint- sharing an account with someone else to maximise profits, especially on ROBLOX

a joint can go wrong sometimes

blueman scams witherus when they share accounts

by garbed duck June 17, 2016