jerkin' it

When you take the fourth time derivative of position.

Jake: Did you finish the physics homework?
Paul: Yeah I was jerkin' it all night long

by anonymous April 11, 2025

Jerfin

Jerfin is a bad boy, and he is scared from women, plus he hates kobe and eminem specifically

jerfin is a nigger

by Dhruvin goes in May 30, 2025

Jerkin

A nickname for individuals that could potentially jerk off a lot. Is extremely catchy, and sticks for a while.

“Bro jerkin literally had tissues all around the couch at the pond house. Nasty bastard”

by turduckenlover101 September 25, 2025

jerking off mario

To say something is ridiculously easy, mundane, boring, not worth your time.

Person A: You wanna try out Subspace Emissary?
Person B: Pffft, what? Dude, that's like jerking off Mario.
Person A: what

Person C: Jerking off Mario must be so easy, the guy is screaming and groaning all the time. Real easy to please.
Person D: Heh, try jerking off Luigi bro.
Person C: What? No. Luigi is a married man. I wouldn't ever do that. Please don't ever speak about such thing.

by plappypie November 8, 2025

Jerwin

Very flexible and likes it from the back. JERWIN LIKES SNORTING COKE OFF OF HIS DICK because he is very flexible. he also likes plumpkins and rainbow kisses

Whoa look at jerwin taking it like a champ

by Hdbshdp December 26, 2025

link jerking

The practice of making someone go to your website just to go to some other website.

Go to cnn.com and we will provide you the link to Google. You've just been a victim of link jerking.

by Strausy November 12, 2009

Danger Jerkin'

Danger Jerkin' is the act of masturbating while being in a place where you could possibly be exposed or caught by friends or whoever.

"I was Danger Jerkin' in the alley way at night and didn't really expect to see anyone but I liked the idea of possibly getting caught and all of a sudden out of nowhere a homeless man approaches me and catches me in the act."

by publicdangerjerker#1 August 1, 2012