Japanese Staring Contest

When two men stand in front of each other, face to face, with their two erect penises almost touching. Their Jap's eyes are alligned so they are staring directly at each other. Once in the right position the men start masturbating their own penis until one of them ejaculates. The first one to ejaculate into the other ones Jap's eye wins the contest.

Luke: How about a Japanese staring contest Zak?
Zak: I would like that very much Luke!

by lukebellend June 16, 2011

Japanese Flag Syndrome

The rectal symptoms associated with consuming a donner kebab/curry the night before.

Eugh, shouldn't have eaten that second donner last night, i'm burning up with a case of Japanese Flag Syndrome.

by Phil24 June 23, 2006

Japanese Vending Machine.

A phrase used when calling someone a whore just isn't good enough. Used to they'll do anything and be cheap about it.

You'll do anything to a guy for about a buck, you damn Japanese Vending Machine.

by only I really know June 30, 2009

Japanese torque wrench

A claw hammer

This bolt is seized, if I had a japanese torque wrench I could break it free.

by Scottrogolly February 25, 2010

japanese rain goggles

When a mans balls cover a womans eyes as she gives him oral

Dylan gave Melly Japanese Rain goggles last night

by crazdlady November 25, 2010

Japanese Air Conditioning

When a girl freezes green tea ice cubes and puts them in her mouth and than places the guy's balls in her mouth.

It was hot last night and Ashley came over and helped out with some Japanese Air Conditioning.

by JT Miller July 15, 2009

Japanese Rain Goggles

This is a sexual act where a man places his balls over a woman's eyes while he is ejaculating.

He gave her some Japanese rain goggles during sex.

by Gunny McGunns November 26, 2010