Jake is my best friend he makes you laugh all the time and he is hella thiccc and everybody likes him because he is so awesome and he has pretty eyes and he is also very pretty I love jake!!!!
Jake is my best friend
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A guy who acts like he likes you but he ends up dating one of your best friends and he is a fuckboy with a 4 inch dick and he always makes you his 2 choice he asks for nudes like a thousand times
by Weedislife420 December 19, 2018
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