Leather Jacket 

When one consumes too much light beer, squats over, and shits on the back of one approving other. Then proceeds to massage the fecal matter into forming a jacket.

So that dude I was banging gave me a leather jacket last night. I'm more upset he didn't call to get it back.

Leather Jacket by Kush Truck July 24, 2019

meat jacket 

An article of clothing worn by the runt of a group to flush out coyote (also known as coy dogs) from the backyard.

I bet you a meat jacket run through the woods that isotopes all contain one s orbitals.

meat jacket by Darrell S. Tuttle June 10, 2005

flak jacket 

The act of putting on your sweater to reduce the risk of getting close to the gernade

When a fellow bro is about to take a gernade for another bro and might need some extra protection. So he throws on his sweater to reduce the damage taken.

John: dude look at that eye candy over there
Dave: man thats one narley gernade shes with
John: Bro i want her,.. you have got to help me out
Dave: god damm it, alright. give me a sec. gotta throw my flak jacket on

flak jacket by Jhunter666 January 25, 2011

Zebra-Jacket 

The definitive article of clothing worn by Zebra Jacket Girl(see also ZJ)

Oh shoot Greg ZEBRA-JACKET GIRL!

Zebra-Jacket by Pacman210 March 26, 2009

three jacket girls

a group of three girls', who are best friends for life, and get together every weekend to have a blast. warning: these nights might contain smirnoff, non-stop laughter & random phone calls.

three jacket girls

three jacket girls by thetgfl10 April 2, 2009

rusty jacket 

This is when you leave your jacket sitting in a place where a pet of some sort can take a dump on it without your knowing of. And the unfortunate surprise of when you put on your jacket to find out that you have a turd stuck to you.

"oh my cat just gave me a rusty jacket!"

Going by the smell I think your dog has just given me a rusty jacket again!"

rusty jacket by oddjob in the shire November 3, 2010

Flack Jacket Bro

A bro who survives a run-in with a semtex grenade.

Flack Jacket Bro pays tribute to the use of Flak Jacket Pro to reduce explosive damage in the Modern Warfare video game series, the same series which made semtex grenade popular.

"Dude, after I jumped on that grenade for you the other night she ended up morphing into a full fledged semtex grenade. Been blowing up my phone all day. She finally quite after I answered and told her in a Spanish accent that she had the wrong number."

"Nice work, bro. Way to be rocking Flack Jacket Bro."

Flack Jacket Bro by nar1763 December 14, 2011