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JoJo

Its the best show there is that only the manliest of the manly people can watch.
If you watch JoJo then you literally get 50 hoes everyday just fighting to be first in line to please you.
Jk JoJo is gay.
you: Hey i watch jojo!
the person you are talking to you: nigga you gay
by Hadidas CEO February 19, 2020
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jojo

Out the way and laid but don't care about nothing.
Jojo - quite and nonchalant
by outthe wayyyyy September 23, 2023
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No jojo

A slang expression quite popular in Italian trap music meaning "I'm not joking" or "it's not fake". Is in no way a reference to JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
La mia life è no jojo (No jojo)
by r3dio December 3, 2022
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jojo bizarre adventure

the manga /anime made by Hirohiko Araki the vampare
jojo bizarre adventure :that man is a vampare the series is 8 parts and it split in anime to mange
by the man who likes jojo March 12, 2021
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JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

part 1 buff guys: British blokes use magic sunlight to kill vampire (not yet gay) that keeps surviving impossible situations

part 2 buff guys: Wacky 🇺🇸guy, 🇨🇮guy, and old lady use magic sunlight to kill ancient aztec macho-man vampires that wants a red rock

part 3 still buff: black guy, gay edgy teen, 🇯🇵guy, 🇫🇷guy, wacky 🇺🇸guy, and annoying dog travel za worldo to kill gay vampire from part 1 who survived an impossible situation. No magic sunlight, we have buff punchy ghosts invented by gay vampire now

part 4 less buff: 2 highschoolers (one gay), midget, manga artist, and no longer edgy guy that’s now a marine biologist kill the coolest serial killer with a hand fetish ever

part 5 no buff beyond this point: Blonde teenager the son of gay vampire, zipper guy, 🔫guy, 🖤guy, ✈️guy, crazy poison guy, cute girl (daughter of boss), and crippled 🇫🇷guy from part 3 (he will turn into a 🐢)kill 🏳️ ⚧️ boss of a mafia organization in 🇮🇹 because “say no to drugs.” Everyone’s gay in this part

part 6: Daughter of marine biologist, plankton from spongebob, ctrl c+ctrl v girl, ghost kid, weather guy, and non binary guy kill gay black priest that loved gay vampire guy. The priest is trying to pokemon evolve his punchy ghost

part 7: Cripple and wacky guy tries to win horse race across america but decided to compete with the US president in collecting the body parts of Jesus Christ instead. Spinning magic replace sunlight

part 8: dude really has 2 pairs of nutsacks bruh, wackiest shit ever
Man: I really love JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

Man 2: yeah… I can tell
by Just another writer tater December 20, 2022
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jojo to turnt

when your friend is beyond the capability of articulating her words because of drunkness...
while at the house last night my friend spilled pickle juice ...she was jojo to turnt ...
by BoPril October 14, 2016
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JoJo Siwa

That one girl who wears so much bows on her hair to the point where her hairline doesn't exist. Recently, she tried becoming emo with her new song "Karma" but everyone made fun of it. "Thy shall not lie" this ain't the bible, girl.

All she did was twerk in front of her children audience and sell rainbow gay bows with glitter in walmart to the point where they sold out and caused riots along with crying little kids. "NO MOOMMY I WANT THE PURPLE ONE"

"MOM CAN WE GET THE JOJO SIWA ASBESTOS KIT" "WAAAA I WANTED THE GLITTERRR"

Besides making parents' life harder, she also talks like a chatty brat. "HOYEBERYUNISJOJOANIMDOINAVIDIO"

She defends pedophiles and groomers while also doing a segment called "JoJo's Juice" where all she does is talk about stuff and garner billions of views just by making those uncreative videos.

She also made a TV series called (believe it or not) "The JoJo and Bow-Bow Show-Show". It got a 2.8/10 on its own IMDb page, how embarrassing.

She made collab videos with Jake Paul (who filmed a dead body in one of his videos) and his beloved itty-bitty cute son, Tydus. She uses him for views and money making her a child-exploiting youtuber.
Someone: Do you know that one girl who talks like a chipmunk in her videos?

Me: Yes! It was JoJo Siwa!
by poodictionairy April 8, 2024
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