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What's in Your Wallet?

Every Capital One ad that I've seen on TV for the past several years ends with "What's in Your Wallet?". I'm getting sick and tired of hearing it all the time.
by The Real Driller September 24, 2022
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English wallet

An English Wallet refers to a woman who has a husband or boyfriend but cheats with another person and gets an STD. The ‘colonizing’ infection ruins the wallet for its indigenous person
Did you hear about Becky? She has an English wallet…Dave gave her AIDS.
by Not that Steve, the other one January 20, 2023
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Wallet mouth

A person that would Say or do anything for money, because a full wallet is worth their morality and ethics
that wallet mouth betrayed us for pocket change
by anonymous April 19, 2021
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Sausage Wallet

A young female willing to accept your penis in her vagina. She is the wallet and the man is the sausage.
Man i haven't seen your sausage wallet around lately.
Ah she's pissed at me.
by Kordd September 22, 2009
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Ham wallet

I have a fragrant candle line that smells like my ham wallet
by Rundlep04 January 21, 2021
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clam wallet

Her clam wallet was feeling a little itchy this week
by Roguer May 17, 2018
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Betsy's Wallet

A real pot o' gold if you can find it. Often hidden in hard to reach places. It's felt the tip of many a finger, but the ultimate grasp is elusive to most.
Scott: Bro! Bro! No way! Dude, are you the one who found Betsy's wallet?!

Robert: Fucken right. That's me bro.
by nocharge May 15, 2023
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