Holi-lay

A sexual encounter whilst on holiday.
Please also see definition for 'Lay-cation'

Boy on sun lounger by the pool: 'Where did you get to last night?'
Boy in clothes from the night before: 'I just had a great holi-lay with that chick from the bar'

by Tinatina c February 5, 2010

1st lay syndrome

A serious psychological condition, when a male loses his virginity and now believes he is permanently and forever in love with that female.

Rachel: Max finally lost his virginity with Kylie and is now crazy in love with her.
Todd: Oh boy, he has "1st Lay Syndrome". We better arrange an intervention.

by The Jungle Prophet February 14, 2018

diu lay ah

a Cantonese slang of fuck you

'' diu lay ah , why don't you just shut the fuck up? ''

by babyloverbeeeeeee December 2, 2007

shaun de lay

Consumer of 93% of the global supply of coke, and 94% of the world's KFC...

"Can you knock it off!"

shaun de lay: "Take your books and get out"

by WHODOYOUTHINKIAM???! June 12, 2017

lay one traumatic

A bowel movement which causes extreme mental and physical anguish

Aidan: Are you alright mate? You look a bit pale and shaken
Tom: I just laid one traumatic
Aidan: Oh... I'm sorry

When you lay one traumatic there is a chance you might never completely recover

by jimmybarton August 29, 2009

Lay off the grass

Stop smoking weed. Or talk to me when your not high

"what'd u say?" x5
"'Lay off the grass bro it's driving me insane"

by oriyabara October 24, 2012

London lay low

Long haired Faggot band who enjoys playing circle jerk. normally the loser has all the other band members drizzle there cum on his face as he says Big Green! Give me more!
basically they love any kind of dick. long short stuby chuby hairy scabby circumsized uncircumsized shaved white or black limp or hard. doesnt matter

Example

Mike roberts was defeated by his own band london lay low @ a game of circle jerk so ryan littlejohn drizzled his cum on mikes mouth an chest.

by Daytonian September 14, 2009