Relationship Guru

someone who has the ability to build/fix relationships for other people, but can't seem to build/fix their own relationships
usually single

You better thank London. He's the Relationship Guru who put you two together.

by ZeroMindedPower January 5, 2018

messy relationship

What the bitch of my ex-best friend said our relationship was after she fucking blocked me for a dickless misogynistic, controlling, bitchless, virgin, materialistic, toxic, narcissistic, bald-headed white boy.

"Me and .... relationship is messy rn...."

she just said we have a messy relationship like bffr that man doesnt love you and never will girly do better

by ginnylols March 19, 2023

relationship roofie

the figmental narcotic that, when ingested, causes the victim to become atrociously enamored with their significant other while in public. Individuals under the influence of the drug are known to embarrassingly coo at their partner, disclose their innermost feelings to said partner and often times are said to borderline make-out with them, all while in the company of complete strangers.

Other side effects include, but are not limited to:

- Debating over names of a yet-to-be-purchased pet
- Cocooning on the subway
- Giving an 'off to war' goodbye despite the fact that the victims will be reunited later that same afternoon

"I can't be held responsible for what I told you last night, someone clearly dropped a relationship roofie in my beer"

by SummerofJuly August 14, 2009

Relationship goals

Relationship goals is a relationship that everyone wishes they had and the couple in speaking are quite literally the best people ever

Joe and parys are actually relationship goals, I wish that we were like them

by Laney6728 April 25, 2017

A good relationship

something I will never have

Person: Hey do you have a good relationship?

Person 2: No I don't and neverwill

by [Senpai] February 22, 2021

Relationship Jail

basically the same as being single or in the friendzone

I've been in relationship jail for most of my life, idk when I'm gonna get out

by TokenIranian September 22, 2016

Relationship Arm

The arm that becomes trapped and useless while spooning or otherwise snuggling with your partner.

"Jim graciously took the role of big spoon so Mary wouldn't have to have relationship arm"

by VicGoria January 26, 2014