French Cousins

Two guys who have Eiffel towered the same woman.

Weren't you and Ryan in a three way?

Yeah, we are French cousins.

by Kazooforyou June 12, 2014

French Oven

When you fart into your girl's vagina then close it real quick and pull a blanket over her head.

I ripped a mad french oven on my girl last night. We broke up.

by Lemon Isit August 27, 2020

Roy French

A bad ass mother fucker with a long dong that is surprisingly intelligent. Generally pretty chill but not someone you want to piss off.

The award for most dope ass mutha fucka goes to Roy French.

by Dixie Nurmeous June 23, 2016

French trench

The act of placing cheese, preferably soft cheese, into the 'trench' of your elbow and then licking or having it licked out of your trench.

He French trenched a lady on a first date using the brie from their charcuterie board.

by Deja07 August 9, 2018

French mullet

Placing the Male member on the back of targets head so that it resembles the long hair of a mullet while resting meat clackers on top of said targets head . The precursor to the french revolution.

Hey hes passed out face down drunk on the couch. Someone take a picture of me giving him a french mullet!

by DKSTBBRL! November 17, 2019

Double French

When you’re about to blow your Baby Gravy, pull out, and finish in her mouth. Then quickly take one of those shitty French Vanilla Creamers you get at Shari’s, IHOP & shit, and poor it in her mouth, and on her face. Begin French Kissing. That is the Double French

Fagbag #1 “Hey, bro. I’m gonna take my girl to Shari’s, so that we can have dinner, and I can take some French Vanilla coffee creamer.”

Fagbag #2 “Why would you take coffee creamer from Shari’s?”

Fagbag #1 “So that we can do the Double French!”

by Dat1kidwidaviper April 23, 2019

French Braided

When a male uses a girls braid to push her head up and down and controlling her during oral deepthroat

I French braided her last night

by Gaqq January 28, 2019