I know you're asleep but

Something a guy texts a woman at 3am, when he's most emotionally vulnerable so he can vent without fear of being judged

"I know you're asleep but I just wanted you to know that I love you lots, and I couldn't live without you"

by Sudo C0 December 19, 2023

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i don't know anymore

when you wanna die

hey man what's up?
i don't know anymore

by bocsbipsbooks October 21, 2023

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I know you are but what am I

Something you say when you know your joke was wack but don’t want to admit it.

Guy 1: If you’re going to eat your words, spit them out and eat them again!
Guy 2: That joke was ass.
Guy 1: I know you are but what am I.
Guy 2: 🤦 ♂️

by Ass_Gobbler69 September 9, 2023

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It is a language that is extremely sophisticated and requires a lot of training. It consists of many words that come from the English language: such as "dot" which means don't. If you like to learn the language well you're out of luck as it is only spoken by two known people in the entire universe... and they are a mystery.

I dot know is a language

by I_dot_kno_ January 21, 2021

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I know you are there

I’m talking about the UD Jews

I know you are there

I can read your minds

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 3, 2021

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No I know

Another way of saying "No, really" or "Yeah, for real". It basically means you agree with someone's statement.

Person 1: Today is so cold I'm literally wearing two sweaters.
Person 2: No I know, it's so cold I'm actually thinking about wearing two pairs of socks.

by ShigShug December 9, 2023

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