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wackass hipster

the skinny jean latte sipping crowd that thrives on student loans and mommy and daddies assistance well into their 20s...

also closet cokeheads that are all knowing... tattoos and piercing are optional for the usual wackass hipster
a good example of "wackass hipster" s are kids at luckybar in victoria BC and people that are proffessional students in their late 20s early 30s

people with absolutley no real direction, goals or substance with an overabundant feeling of entitlement and importance
by libertas22 July 1, 2012
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Tron Hipster

A hipster who is prone to futurism instead of vintage. But like regular hipsters, they are still opposed to the mainstream. You can usually see them all dressed in black leather and listening to futuristic electronic music or the Tron movie soundtrack. They look like a Japanese school girl with all their cutting edge style and technology. The name is a reference to the movie as most of them live their whole life by it.
Jon: Hey see that girl all dressed in leather and driving that all black Lamborghini with LED headlights.
Bryce: Yeah mate, she just probably wishes she could live in Tron. Damn Tron hipsters.
by Tronhipster July 9, 2014
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Bio hipster

A bio hipster is a consumer that is interested in sustainable and farm to table products. They prefer food to be sourced locally, creating zero waste and being delivered by zero emission vehicles. Bio hipsters are often found in Berkeley, Brooklyn and Burlington.
A Bio hipster only frequents restaurants that source meat and products from local farmers.
by Hmm21 October 15, 2016
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cyber hipster

A person that has known and or used technical devices or websites before it was mainstream or known in general. A cyber hipster always tries to be the first one who uses this tech or software. The person doesn't need to be a hipster IRL.
Person 1:'Have you heard of this big youtuber?'
Cyber hipster:'Dude, i know him since he had like 5k subscribers!'

Cyber hipster:'I played Minecraft when it was still called cavegame'
Other person: 'That dude is such a cyber hipster'

Cyber hipster:'I had a smartphone way before it was mainstream'
by Grumpy Demus December 13, 2016
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Hippie-Hipster-Hybrid

An individual who holds both the characterisitcs of a hippie and a hipster

Often possess the hippie core belief set of peace, love, non-violence, non-showering, non- 9-to-5.

Like your average hipster, their sense of identity is largely due to their membership in the unique, underground, indie culture (music and otherwise).

They also tend to identify with rock movements,poets, artists, and writers from the 60s

However, they're not likely to be as attuned to contemporary music, or identify with ironic hip-hop acts.

More deliberate sense of fashion, non-fashion, un-fashion, in-fashion, or clashion, then avg hippie. Less deliberate than hipster.

Does not only where second-hand items.

Their style is more deliberate than that of an authentic hippie, but more effortless than that of a hipster, whose style is more forced.

They're more likely to tend towards hippie drugs such as LSD, Marijuana, Or Magic Mushrooms. However, most hippie-hipster-hybrids are no stranger to cocaine or mdma either.

Differ from the avg hipster in that the HHH is more likely to be found doing jobs like tree-planting across Canada, as opposed to working at their local hipster coffee joint. They're also more likely to be truly unshowered/unkempt rather than just feigning this.
They will likely where little-to-no makeup.

Even if they're feigning their unkemptness it, they do it with skill and expertise so as to fool even the keenest eyes.
"Liz has facebook! I never would have guessed! Let's creep her! What's doing this summer?"

"Yeah but she never updates it. She's tree-planting again - says it's hard work but she loves the memories."

"Figures. God she is gorgeous. I love her style."

"Yeah. I love her perpetual bed-head, she doesn't even wear makeup. Jealous."

"I wish I could be a hippie like her."

"I'd say she's more of a hipster, that shirt and belt are definitely from Urban Outfitters."

"Right. But look at her in this pic from Shambala, and she definitely wore that same shirt like all weekend."

"True... I guess she's a hippie...

"....hipster..."

Both: "Hippie-Hipster-Hybrid!"
by theshlaay May 10, 2019
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business hipster

A person who over values businesses that go against mainstream trends, thought and opinion. See also: Jon Passmore.
You prefer graphene businesses to tried-and-tested engineering businesses? You're such a business hipster.
by fxrge April 26, 2022
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The bearded hipster

When you squirt ranch up a guys ass then he farts it back into your newly acquired beard.
after listening to a Mumford and sons album album brad coaxed his friend into shoving hidden valley up his arse only to have it end up in his new facial hair. The bearded hipster.
by Fred the babykiller February 12, 2015
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