n. Any overblown squall that generates a lot of hype and closes airports and, most especially, amusement parks.
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Up for a trip to Disney World?
I hear it's closed . There's a hurricane mickey coming.
Surfing then?
I hear it's closed . There's a hurricane mickey coming.
Surfing then?
by gnostic3 October 6, 2016

by Asonymous April 19, 2018

The handlebars secured to the walls of public bathrooms, usually near the toilets. They're meant for ease of access for people with mobility concerns, but double as bars to brace yourself with when The Big One hurricanes out of you.
After eating from a sketchy halal food cart, John gripped the hurricane handles so tightly that he bent them.
by Your chicanery buddy August 2, 2023

A term for a chaotic dog getting the zoomies, leaving nothing but destruction in its wake. The size of the dog does not matter, for Hurricane Dog comes all the same.
by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024

by HurricaneSheriCanSuckIt May 2, 2022

When you are receiving a blowjob, and you spin your penis in a rapid circular motion, as you are jizzing onto a face.
My dad asked me if I had ever given a girl a salty hurricane , in front of my mom. Talk about embarrassing, because I did.
by Dustinj321 October 14, 2017

A convenient way to get a new house. However, it can also kill you, and everyone else in the neighbourhood gets a new house as well. Varies by category, going from simple repairs to complete house replacement. Works best in Florida.
by l0l_ May 28, 2018
