Bear Holding a Shark

The most deadliest land animal holding the most deadliest sea animal. If the bear cant reach you, it throws the shark at you. Either way, it will maul you.

The way to get kids of your lawn is to get a Bear Holding a Shark!

by Schooldick September 21, 2017

hold my dick

a saying usedvwhen shits about to go down. pronounced:

(ho my dick)

guy 1:dude, u gonna jump?
guy 2: yep.
guy1: i dunno man...seems sketchy
guy2 : hey..hey erik?
guy1: what?
guy2: hold my dick *jump*

by 'bouttogodown April 9, 2011

P.O.P. Hold it down

P.O.P. stands for pussy over penis and hold it down means to represent.

Lesbians represent!

Donna: Momma I love you!
Donna: P.O.P. HOLD IT DOWN!
Donna:Pimp squad baby 4lyfe!

by clicker967 January 7, 2015

The Wuxi finger hold

The act of hitting it from the back then announcing that you are the dragon warrior while maneuvering yourself to grab her pinky with an iron grip, all while keeping your pinky up, then dropping the pinky to obliterate the victim.

Dude 1: “aw man I couldn’t pull out, pussy was too fire 🔥🔥🔥”
Dude 2:”damn, what you do?”
Dude 1: “I gave her the wuxi finger hold, I can’t be tied down.”
Dude 2: “skadoosh”

by Offensivelytoasty June 7, 2018

Holding someones purse

making fun of someone not manning up. (see manning up)

Do you want me to hold your purse?

by That Guy February 21, 2004

anus strange-hold

When you really have to shit and you sit on the toilet for an hour grunting and pushing but can't shit. Finally you squeeze out a small rock turd and thats all you do.

anus strange-hold
Aaron: Sorry to keep you waiting. I have had a major anus strangle-hold today.

by Mitchell Man July 1, 2008

hold back the river

The feeling, specifically after eating spicy food and When you know you have a really big shit coming, but you're nowhere near a bathroom and you have to fight desperately to keep it in. These shits tend to be very liquid, hence the referral to a "River".

Person 1: Man, remeber when we left the James Bay concert and then went for Indian?

Person 2: Yeah, why?

Person 1: Cause i had to really hold back the river until i got home, and when i let it go, it got ugly. I don't think my wife was able to go into our bathroom for the next 3 days.

Person 2: Cheers.

by holdingbackthings January 25, 2016