Hobo bros

Dumbass reactors that make the best memes ever

Hobo bros are so funny lololololololololollolol

by Justin eat dog September 7, 2019

hobo-getter

Slang term for any of the large "breaker bars" used in automotive repair shops.

"Dangit, this ratchet isn't long enough to take off this rusted bolt!"
"Here, use the hobo-getter."

by The Autoshop Kid March 3, 2004

hobo hotness

When a man or woman has a particularly worn, tired, and homeless look, but is still considered pretty fucking hot.

"Yo did you check out that girl hanging around the byward market? Totally 9/10."
"Dude, looks like you just encountered some hobo hotness."
"YOU MEAN SHE"S HOMELESS?"

by G. Error October 31, 2013

Hobo Douche

The act of gorging on apple cores, pizza crust, cat food and spam. Then drink two bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 and or Thunderbird. As soon as all items have been consumed, start eating your girlfriends vagina until you vomit inside of her vagina.

Albert caught his girlfriend cheating and decided he would clean out her whore pussy with a Hobo Douche.

by Fudgie Mcgee December 4, 2011

hobo's ketchup

When you're homeless but still love condiments. The mixture of semen and blood to resemble ketchup.

This lady at table 3 is annoying me about our ketchup not being good enough. Ill cook up some hobo's ketchup for her fries real quick! Is anyone on thier period?

by Josh the Ogre July 15, 2021

hobo muffin

Derogatory term for a person of less intelligence than you/an idiot.
Someone who has just done something less than smart.
Someone who is boring or neuteral.
A word to say when you can't think of anything else to say.
Random.

Oh my god, you're such a hobo muffin!
Look at that hobo muffin, he's so stupid.
I don't know, she was just being a hobo muffin.
Wow, that's a hobo muffin moment right there.

by Thepea Lord November 29, 2010

Hobo Mealing

The act of entering a local Wal-Mart and ordering popcorn chicken from the deli, then proceeding to not pay at the counter, and instead tour the store eating them. Taking a soda from the coolers and drinking is optional, but highly filling.

Hey Skylar, want to go do some Hobo Mealing?" "Naw man, I'm still full from the Hobo Mealing earlier!

by Quizzy The Great March 25, 2011