Smegg head

The greatest insult on british tv ever from red dwarf

"rimmer your such a smegg head!"

by louis May 13, 2005

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021

shaking my head

Shaking my head: something you do when a person or thing is so utterly rediculous that you just nod in disbelief

Person: OMG look at that lollipop it's huge

Me:that's a garden hose

Me: "shaking my head"

by Samantha_hill_ April 19, 2014

soak your head

Old slang used to tell somebody they have no idea what they are talking about.

Go soak your head

by kurty2433 February 15, 2012

Sneaker head

Some one who collects shoes or sneakers. Usually most trendy ones. Some may be hype beasts

Wowww did you see that new kid at school, he’s a sneaker head!!

by Naislin October 14, 2017

Squat head

A korean,vietnamese or any person of orient descent who has a deformed "squat" head. Often the head is flatened on top and the person is usually mentally retarted. Squat heads tend to be violent and get pissed off at the slightest thing. Squat heads tend to travle in pairs, and they often have keepers. These keepers make sure that the squat heads do not hurt the general public. Many squat heads are imported to the U.S. of A, for random various child labor/pornography and what not things, use your imamgination.

I waked past a pair of squat heads and their keeper in the lunch room. As i passed them one of the squat heads became angry and blew up her milk carton with her mind powers, showering everyone within a 12 foot radius with chocolate milk. Their keeper then proceeded to shoot a tranquillizer dart into their spines, thus subduing them, and ending the chaos. Go keepers.

by Joe P. Hannan December 23, 2006

Swed Head

A person who smokes weed everyday Another name for a stoner or pot head Swed Standing for
S-Smoke
W-WEED
E-Every
D-Day
Because some people get afended when called a pothead or stoner

Mister Bojangles and TC are The Biggest Swed Heads in all of Fat City

by MrGreenThumb November 12, 2009