Purple Guy

1: The Killer from Five Nights at Freddy's.
He killed kids. I suppose it's better than what a Catholic priest would do...
2: Someone who loves Grape Kool-aid.
3: Any friend who shows murderous thoughts/tendencies.

Guy: Dude, what happened to those five kids?
Dan: I think they got Purple Guy'd

by Captain Titfucker 420 March 31, 2016

Tall White Guy Syndrome

a tall socially awkward white guy.

Person 1: That tall white guy isn't very social.
Person2: Yeah he suffers from Tall White Guy Syndrome.

by jslimfast October 23, 2011

Fat guy in a little coat

1. A classic Chris Farley scene from Tommy Boy (1995) in which he puts on a small coat and sings "Fat guy in a little coat."

2. A big penis in a small condom

-Put down my coat man
-Fat guy in a little coat!

by Mystic-X April 9, 2010

deez nuts guy

one hit sensation on vine for making a phone call and yelling at the the receiver "deez nuts!" & "got eem". Later was arrested for sexual assault. Has weird buck teeth and caused a new "my dick" joke that everyone has their own variation on.

A)"hey did you see that funny ass vine where that guy with the weird af buck teeth yells deez nuts and got em at some guy?" B) "haha yah, the deez nuts guy?"

by xxmeghatronxx May 8, 2015

good on paper guy

The good on paper guy is the nice man with everything you should want, but who you always leave for an asshole who owns nothing and doesn't have a checking account

Sweetie, he was the perfect guy!

Yeah..... good on paper guy.... Drake is SO MUCH HOTTER even though he's such an abusive asshole!!!

by Ellen1983 January 11, 2009

valley guy

like a valley girl, but a guy. Usually very attractive and also kind of flighty. Has "slow moments" and is usually white and says worlds such as like, totally and omg.

did you see that valley girl?
no but i saw that valley guy! and he was just like her only a guy

by mr. c town June 14, 2008

guy best friend

the guy who you can tell everything to. the person u can face time all the time and never run out of things to talk about. the person who tells you when you’re being a dramatic bitch. the person who makes fun of u all day long, yet still manages to build your confidence. the one who you’re ALWAYS shipped with. if you stop being friends w this person, it hurts more than anything else in the world

“woah i definitely ship Kara and her guy best friend”

by hose mad August 1, 2019