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phone grenade

Step One: Steal your friends phone and run into the other room(don't let them know)
Step Two: Go into their contacts and pick someone embarrassing
Step Three: While it's ringing, run to your friend and hand them their phone.
This will cause them to act like an idiot while they try to answer their phone, or if no one answers, while the person calls your friend back and has to explain what happened.
Kellen- phone grenade!
Bill- uh,uh,uh what?
by ¡Kellen! January 20, 2009
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Guenavier

A super hot sexy beast of a person and will be the coolest person you will ever meet. Usually a blonde with blue eyes and short. Has ninja like reflexes.
That girl, Guenavier, is so hot.
by Wrango April 13, 2011
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Wrinkle Grenade

Military term for an object which causes a person's clothes or appearance to be slovenly or unkept.
Drill Sergeant to Recruit: "Private, what happened to your uniform?! You look like you jumped on a wrinkle grenade!"
by Sgt Redleg July 30, 2009
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Reverse Hand Grenade

Slide your fist into someone's asshole and spread all your fingers out all at once.

Much like the regular hand grenade, but instead of using a vagina, you are using an ass hole.
"Did you hand grenade that chick last night?"
"No, but I did do a reverse hand grenade!"
by muffinhasmypants April 19, 2009
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The Facebook Grenade

Verb - To convince friends to come over to your computer while looking up old classmates on Facebook. Then you leave a grenade. After leaving a "grenade" also known as deadly fart, your friends start throwing up everywhere
I was on Facebook after drinking and smoking looking up Angelo Portale while shitting my pants, I left The Facebook Grenade behind, I called my friends over and when they dashed over, (comma) they inhaled through their nose my noxious gas I left lingering in the air.
by John Amsterdam December 27, 2009
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Israeli hand grenade

When a female lies flat on her back naked with her head hanging slightly off the bed and a male places his balls in her mouth while he masturbates facing her torso with his buttocks above her face. Upon ejaculating on her chest, he passes gas in her face simultaneously.
Joe gave his girlfriend an "Israeli hand grenade" before heading home to the gym. She cannot wait until the next Israeli hand grenade comes her way!
by hmm, let me think about it September 21, 2012
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grenade sticker

a sticker of a grenade usually put on a car window to advertise a willingness to homosexual activity
Every car at the gay bar has a grenade sticker on it.
by stupid ricer November 27, 2011
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