Drive By Glazing

When you are masturbating and are borderline the climax point, and then you run into your friends, girlfriend, or complete strangers room, bedroom, or where they are hanging out. You then proceed to bust an enormous "man juice" load onto them, preferably precisely hitting the bulls eye face cum shot. Best results are obtained by finding someone asleep allowing for the possibility of performing the horrendous but satisfying act, in a surprise attack. The next best choice for anyone willing to do this, is to run like hell, completing the "Drive By Glazing".
Bro: Yo man, I totally snuck up on your girl and busted a huge semen load in her face.

Dude: Im gonna beat your ass, you totally violated her with a drive by glazing.
by Honeybager5933 December 23, 2011
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Glazed pork sword

When you have a fat bitch suck the glazed donuts off of your erect penis. It is important to stipulate the brand of donut does not matter as long as the donut is glazed and so is the fat bitch
Me and My homie where discussing last nights events when the subject of Darrel fat girlfriend giving me a glazed pork sword came to light.
by Dingdonkkingkong November 24, 2020
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Glazed Munchkins

When you take a nut video and let that sticky hot jizz sit on the top your balls like a sweet sweet glaze.
“Hey babe I can send you a video of my glazed munchkins if you want and then maybe later I can put them in your mouth.”
by nassenma August 08, 2022
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Glazed Angel

A virgin who participates in a groupsex and end up beeing completely covered in cum afterwards.
..And there she was! Covered in white glaze, looking like an angel, a glazed angel!
by Damity March 14, 2021
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Glazed sausage

When you’re penis gets covered in it’s own cum while jerking off
“Bro, yesterday my brother caught me with a glazed sausage.”
by 02022020 March 06, 2022
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Glazed honey bun

I hate when I have to sit with a glazed honey bun
So I was talking to my boyfriend in the car and hot really hot. Then into the restaurant to meet my parents it became a glazed honey bun.
by groovy2me December 01, 2023
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