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The Funky Carl

The Funky Carl the act of cumming in a gay man and then treating him to a five star dinner. After the dinner it is essential to immediately shove a tennis ball right up his arse and then shove a potato up your own arse. Finally, you MUST beat your meat to James Charles while calmly whispering, "Hump me like Sandusky" into a gay man's ear.
I did the Funky Carl last night with my buddy and now my arse is sore.
by shamorie February 26, 2020
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haha funny number

Man: 69 and 420
Random person: lmao
another person: haha funny number
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cosmically funny

When something is funny in a way that only a passive observer to the universe would find funny. Usually out of irony or blatant injustice, and often as a result of tradgedy or something that would almost never be considered traditionally funny.

Can also be used to describe something as "funny in a cosmic sort of way"
Did you hear about that guy who got hit by a firetruck while he was on fire?

Yeah, that was really tragic, but honestly cosmically funny.
by radioturtle July 1, 2022
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Big_Funky

The biggest chad ever, he has a huge shlong and makes the best videos on youtube
"Have you heard of Big_Funky before?"
"Oh yeah hes a chad"
"Totally, im so horny for him rn"
by Zemby_7 November 29, 2022
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Its a funny story

Something you say when you know your screwed, and your thinking of a way around it.
Jim - "Dude, why are you driving my car?"

Dave - "Its a funny story really-"

Jim - "Shut the fuck up and get out of my car."

Dave "Ok...."
by ReallyQuick June 14, 2010
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Piss-Pants Funny

The Act of Something or Someone being in the State of Such Concentration and Hilarity, That they have an Involuntary Eruption of Urine; To the Effect that their Pants are Completely and Utterly Soaked in Their own Urine.
"Mitch Hedberg was Piss-Pants Funny!"
"Dude, That guy Falling down the Stairs was Bad, But Piss-Pants Funny."
Man, Yo Momma is So Ugly, She's Piss-Pants Funny..."
by TheLaughsOnUs April 21, 2011
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the more funny part of the bee movie script

- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!

- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.

- Right. You're right.
- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!

- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.

- Right. You're right

the more funny part of the bee movie script
by NicholasTheAverageHuman January 4, 2019
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