Faster Than Light

When sex only lasts 10 seconds or less.

I had sex for the first time but it was Faster Than Light.
Wow Did You Cum Too Fast
No It was done that quick

by real_men_uber rick August 24, 2021

Faster Horses

A 1975 Tom T Hall song in which an elderly cowboy tells him the 4 secrets to a better life

Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, and more money

by JB920 December 30, 2021

Faster Than Your Mom

Faster Than Your Mom is a term used to describe a gamer who sandbags or is new to a game. It is a term you would use when one of these actions occur.

Friend: “Where you taking the killer?”
Poison: “I’m taking the killer to shack”
*player decides to sandbag*
“HOLY SHIT DWIGHT, MOVE YOUR BITCH ASS FASTER THAN YOUR MOM”

by Poison2793 May 19, 2022

fisterbate

When fisting someone anally or vaginally, placing one’s penis into the fisting hand and masturbating into the anus or vagina being fisted while continuing to fist. The entire fisting hand and penis are inserted into the anus or vagina.

Shawn fisterbated Alex.

by LabelXM July 5, 2022

Fistery

When you have no clue who's fist is inside of you.

Alexa wore a blindfold to the orgy, she had no idea who's fist was in her ass... it was a complete fistery?

by antiqueroadshow April 15, 2023

Kiddie Footer

A term for Pedophile or child molester, derived from the Northern Irish or Ulster Scots' dialect. Kiddie relating to a child. Footer relating to the term used when referring to some kind of interference.

"thon dickhead's a fuckin' Kiddie Footer, we should do his knees and burn his house out."

by olliebroon November 25, 2009

queerson fister

Queerson fister is a ex nfl quarterback who played for the Cincinnati Bengals Oakland raiders and Arizona cardinals he got his name from fisting former coaches in the showers

Queerson fister was seen fisting Hugh Jackson in the shower and screaming I'm worth 12 first round draft picks !!

by BIG HEAD TED December 5, 2022