sperm shart

When you go to fart but you cum instead.

Jim: I have to fart. *pushes* oh no..

Dan: Dude did you just sperm shart?

by agingergirl May 20, 2014

Dingle-Shart

When a dingleberry falls off one’s ass and becomes a shart.

Oof bro I think that dingleberry just became a dingle-shart.

by That damn fool December 18, 2019

Shart Recess

When one is close to a massive shart attack, but replels the shart attack with extreme clinching and squeezing.

"Dude are you ok?"

"Yeah, lets put it this way, my ass went out for a shart recess there for a second."

by Revan and Malak August 26, 2013

scram shart

Making a hasty exit upon realizing that the flatulence you just greased out was in fact moist feces. This may send any fart tasters in the vicinity into a frenzied state.

Ian clenched his buttocks in the hopes of containing a sloppy shart, and awkwardly left the room, but his scram shart did not go unnoticed.

by Captain Catsquid July 19, 2014

Reggae Shart

When you put a spliff in your butthole and start puffin it and smoke pours out your butthole.

"Sharon was at my party once and started Reggae Sharting."

"Tony did a mmmaaadd Reggae Shart."

"I was out on a boat once and we had a spliff...we totally had to do a Reggae Shart."

by Shnigs May 21, 2018

Shart-clench

The act of tightening one's butt cheeks to impede the release of a shart.

Because of his successful shart-clench his pants remained stain-free.

by CosmicCareBear October 9, 2013

Shart Puff

the act of trying to do a cute little fart for your your partner (called a love puff), then you accidentally end up shitting. OH HELL NO!

Emma tried to love puff for Michael, she accidentally sharted. "Michael, i think ive shart puffed all over our bed."

by Emboxxx1987 February 22, 2014