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Foofle

I was caught foofling in class. Never foofle in class.
by The Foofler May 28, 2018
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Foof

A burn or someone failing hilariously and erupting into figurative flames.
Victim: Hey Eva, how's it going?
*Eva obviously ignores him or walks away*
His buddies: foof!
by Carpedeeznutz June 4, 2018
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foofs

On scalp: The little bit of hair that dares to flee from the styled hair form, creating whisps of stray hairs, or groups of hairs that stick out from the others defiantly communicating Look at me! I’m freaking adorable!

On other body parts, there can be foofs of hair as a result of errant grooming or due to sense of humor of the host.

Elderly people are prone to foofs of hair in unexpected places, like out of their ears or nostrils. Foofs can be maintained or groomed depending on the preference of the host.
BTS’ Kim Taehyung chose a really cool longer style for the current comeback, which revealed foofs of hair on either side of his neck that only added to his already enormous charm.

Hubert was stunned to see foofs coming from his ears, and realized that while he felt young at heart, the hair in his ears divulged he was in his eighth decade.

Social media blew up when Madonna’s daughter Lourdes displayed ample foofs of armpit hair in a recent pose with her neatly shorn madre.
by Hallyuhoo June 24, 2018
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foof

1.) You are hungry and want food but you can’t get any.
2.) Fuck

3.) foofed (fucked)
Dude 1- Shit man my mom caught me with Sara, I’m so foofed .
by Cloud chaser February 24, 2018
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foodin

When you go to more than one location for the same meal.
(only applies if the same person eats items from the two locations, not if you get separate meals from separate places)
example: You want a Jack in the Box Burger, but McDonalds Fries, and a Carl's Jr Shake.

Fancy Foodin is when it one goes "foodin" at sit down restaurants.
"I don't like the fries here, lets go foodin."
by Mr Foodin May 11, 2018
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Foodie

A person who loves food more than anything on the planet.
“I am a foodie, I’ll literally eat anything and eating food is my hobby and passion.”
by Junk.Foodie July 7, 2018
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Foof n poof

Hipster speak for a shart, when a seemingly innocuous foof unexpectedly follows through with a poof.

May also refer to the sex act of being farted and pooped on.
Me: “Dave, that sounded like a foof n poof”
Dave: “Sorry man. I better go change my undies
by Muzzlenz August 20, 2018
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