Flash Gordon

A dude that has to flash his jewelry, cash, cars, or expensive possessions to get girls.

Man#1: Look at homie over there tryin' to Mack on Becky.

Man#2: Oh that ain't nobody but Flash Gordon!!! She wouldn't even stop to talk to him if that fool wasn't drvin' a brand new Cl 500. Dude has no game.

by boo&brasen October 29, 2014

flash handy

The fastest handy ever! The hand job equivalent to knocking off a "quickie".

Guy:"Damn girl, I'm horny as fuck!"
Girl:"My mom will be back soon- only have time for a flash handy."

by HeroHandy May 7, 2019

Reverse Flash

A Reverse Flash is when you're pushing out a fat shit turd but midway your butthole clenches and it make the turd go in reverse.

Dale: "So yesterday i was so constipated that I had a reverse flash."

Ted: "Did it feel like getting anal?"

Dale: "Fuck you Ted."

by BrownBearr November 17, 2017

Gone in a flash

When you go to flash casino with a fat paycheck and walk out with jack shit.

"Yo you got paid right Laurence?"
"Yeah but I went casino"
"How much you lose?"
"Well 300 Got Jack'd and the other 200 was gone in a flash"

by 420manting May 22, 2016

Final Flash

To be final flashed is to be completely and utterly REKT. A metaphor referring to Vegetas ultimate attack, which basically decimates everything it touches in a broad, staight beam.

*after pwning in a gaming session*
Winner: told you I would final flash your ass
Loser: *cries and questions their existence*

by GreyWarden47 April 3, 2019

Flash Grenade

When a Female squirts into a Male's mouth, then the male quickly spits it onto the Female's face, giving her a grenade-like splatter all over her.

We had an amazing time at the party last night! Some girl and I had sex, and I ended up giving her an unexpected Flash Grenade.

by The Dichter December 8, 2015

Flash Banged

taking a axe bottle of body spray and stabing it open with a sharp object then throwing it to an area of people and they will get bombed by axes shitty smell.

the other day I flash banged Xavier while he was taking a poo then held the door so he couldn't get out

by team awesome'o March 28, 2011