Sham-Fitness

noun: Every Health Blog
Do you Have:

Tuberculosis, Cancer, Kidney Stones, Child Support?

You need Essential Oils!
Have: ANY PAIN WHATSOEVER?!?!

Go Gluten Free today and undo a lifetime of bad decisions!

Also refers to fake gym selfies on Instagram

Stop struttn you sham-fitness booty like you earned dat

by MyMotherWasACarrot January 19, 2018

Bitch fit

When somebody, usually a man is throwing a fit and acting like a lil spoiled bitch.

Person 1: "Did you see the Chris throwing a tantrum and whining!?"

Person 2: "Yeah, He was throwing a bitch fit"

by Spliffany Tiffany March 21, 2023

fitness ricer

A person who dresses in exercise attire in public places despite having no intention of performing any actual exercise.

The Lance Armstrong wannabe fitness ricer hopped in his trusty Honda Civic after a grueling round of grocery shopping.

by kirkandorules April 12, 2015

Wish-fit

An outfit that was purchased off of wish.

Tends to be used by people with no money but with hella drip.

Person A: Make sure you dress good for the party, dude

Person B: Bro,idk, I'm broke as all hell but I do have that Wish-fit tho.

by BruhBruhson February 17, 2020

Cissy fit

When somebody gets their knickers in a twist over the word cis or cisgender.

Karen had a right cissy fit when somebody said cis on her favourite TV show, and vowed never to watch it again, a vow she broke within a week.

by Nathamania July 24, 2023

a fit of health

he/she/ze is dyin'

Granny is having a fit of health. She may pass real soon.

by mr.tourist January 25, 2021

DAX Fit

An outfit or article of clothing which is overly colorful/flamboyant to the point where it comes off as gaudy/extra.

Guy 1: Bro, did you see those acronym prestos?
Guy 2: Yeah, but they look like they belong on a DAX fit!

by tlhcamo October 1, 2019