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President Envy

The feeling one has when they see another country have a better president than the one in their own country.
Watching the no nonsense attitude from Zelensky in his meeting with Trump, gave me president envy towards Ukraine.
by Green_Devil March 4, 2025
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Roof Envy

The feeling a property owner gets when he watches a roof being installed across the street by a superior contractor, especially after they just got their deductible covered by some "bob the roofer" pop-up roofing company.
Jim Tells his wife while looking out the window,

"Dammit Rose, maybe we shouldn't have gotten our deductible covered by that OTHER roofing company. ROOFMARK is doing something special across the street. It's giving me Roof Envy!"

Rose, "I told ya, that I liked that TC character. "
by betterdick January 14, 2019
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Coat Envy

The state of intense jealousy one feels as a result of viewing a meat men in his signature glistening white coat. The swag which is produced by the donning of one’s meat coat has been known to cause feelings of murderous rage, sexual pleasure and/or frustration, and an overall sense of security from being in the presence of a man of meat.
(After being viewed in full meat man attire)
"Why are you hating on me so bad? Oh, does someone have a case of coat envy?"

(two civilians discussing the meat men)
Guy one - "Sounds like you have a case of coat envy."

Guy two - "I don't have coat envy!"

Guy one - "Freshmen year had a pretty bad case of coat envy myself, until the meat men stuck a parking cone up my ass."
by Meat Man Cometh April 6, 2013
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chocolate envy

When a co-worker has a bowl of chocolate on their desk that more people stop at and comment on than another co-worker has at their desk.
Did you see how Mary jumped up to see what kind of chocolate Camile had after the EVP stopped and commented on it? You know she'll buy it for her desk next week because she has chocolate envy.
by bennzz61 January 24, 2010
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Gender Envy

The feeling you get when watching captain_morgin's maid dress stream on Twitch.
Person 1: Wow Captain looks so gender
Person 2: Yea, I need to get a maid dress now so I can show gender envy too.
Person 1: K but send me pics.
by ItzAFloof January 12, 2022
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jender envy

Feeling an immense amount of gender dysphoria or jealousy when looking specifically at Supernatural star Jensen Ackles bow legs. A play on words combining Jensen and gender
“Have you seen supernatural? Ugh, Dean gives me so much jender envy”
by rowenamacleodsbf April 22, 2022
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penis envy

a certain type of shrooms that when consumed help with making the act of gooning and edging way easier
the best dose is 8 grams it will make you goon all over this is not a lie
after taking a large amount of penis envy i gooned for a good 13 hours
by gooner2007 April 19, 2024
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