eyefucker

someone who stares so hard at you, you feel like they are undressing you. And you feel very very uncomfortable

joe is an eyefucker

by [e-mail] September 6, 2009

eyefart

A fart sound made occasionally by rubbing your eyes with the base of your thumb. Almost always an accident and if you try to do it again it never seems to work. Bummer.

"DAGNABBIT BILLY, GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!!"
"Dad it's ok it was just an eyefart!"

"Dude she was totally into me until i ripped an eyefart and she ran away crying"

Roddick angrily complained to the chair umpire that a group in the audience kept letting off eyefarts when he was about to serve.

by Sammy McSkipjack July 25, 2010

Eyeage

The unintended opening of the eyes while a patient is under general anesthesia in an outpatient setting.

This would most likely occur in a non intubated patient. The patient is most likely responding to stimuli or simply regaining a more conscious state. The anesthetist would then deepen the anesthesia to prevent the "eyeage" from continuing.

by Jamie Immanuel December 6, 2012

hustler's eye

1. An eye for people trying to mislead you.

2. Sees things for what they really are.

3. Never letting your emotions dictate your actions.

4.Looks at situations and makes decisions based not on rhyme, but on reason.

After watching him closely with her hustler's eye, Julie knew that Elliott was a fake ass person.

by charlesjulie January 1, 2009

Eye humping

The act of looking at a women (Or man) and fantasizing of humping her.

"What's wrong Joe?"
"Everyone is totally Eye Humping my wife!"

by Agifofo December 9, 2007

Eyesmile

It is the crescent shape that an eye curves into when a person smiles.

Her eyesmile is so pretty.

The way her eyes curve is called an eyesmile.

by feu-eac-fanatoics December 16, 2010

Eyes Wide Shut

When a person refuses to see something in plain view because of preconceived notions of what this something should look like. This frequently happens to naïve people.
In the movie of the same name, the title refers to sexuality, specifically to female sexuality, and a refusal of the protagonist to see that women can have both sexual fantasies (besides her primary partner) and substantial sex drive.

Conservatives and Liberals talk and look at one another with their eyes wide shut.

by One Uncommon Word July 19, 2017