Lord Andrew of England

That one guy called "Andrew" who owns a plot of land in the U.K. If you do not call him by his official name (Lord Andrew of England), he will power trip, and you will see how terrifying his massive ego is. He also owns a taser, so don't mess with him. If you happen to go to his land, well, you'll have to see the horrible war crimes that will be committed.

Person 1. Oh him? You'd rather want to talk to the quiet kid than Lord Andrew of England
Person 2. "Lord Andrew of England"? How old is this kid, 5?!
Person 3. OMG IS THAT LORD ANDREW OF ENGLAND???!!!!

by AndrewTeash January 16, 2022

Englanding

when you and your friend are having a normal conversation then your friend doesn't remember how to speak English, (Mainly because of their grammar or the way they pronounce things)

"Hey, do you got Fallout 4?"
"No. You are very good Englanding"

by muststopEnglanding November 11, 2015

England's History

A truly depraved sexual act representing the history of England. The first act will start with agressive fucking, representing the bloody founding of England. Next, a session of BDSM will begin, which shall represent the medieval period of England. Next, the man shall pour a generous amount of English Breakfast tea on the woman's body, symbolising the great trade of tea in Britain. The man will then begin to allow his friends to take turns, representing the slave trade. The woman will begin to urinate upon the men's penises, which represents the Declaration of Independence and the American Revolution. the man will begin to urinate on the woman's genitalia, representing the war of 1812. Then, the man fists the woman's anus, then the woman will fist the man's anus, in turn representing the first, and second world war. The man will then ejaculate upon the woman's face, representing Brexit.

Jack: Hey John! I heard that Franklin and Karen did England's History yesterday!
John: Really?
Franklin: Yeah bro! we did it all night!

by JohnSussy May 20, 2022

Tyler England

Hunky, Thick straight and Tall (Not really) - Master rapper and looks like Juice WRLD.

Hey is that Tyler England? Thick

by godhimselfnocaponlyfax April 01, 2022

new england gas mask

the act of farting while you have your legs wrapped around someones head and your balls in their mouth

My GF Camille is such a freak, she let me give her a New England Gas Mask last night

by Aurora Whorialis July 24, 2024

New England Puckerburner

The act of soaking a tampon in Spicy Cajun Mustard and inserting it in your rectum.

I can't come to work. My partner did the New England Puckerburner on me last night and I won't be able to sit at a desk for a week.

by Helvecta Heresy January 09, 2025

Cole England

A guy who is unimaginably gay and is the lowest of low, classified as a jizz fag

His name must be Cole England there's no way he's that much of a jizz fag and that's not his name.

by Jonathan Requearez July 24, 2022