Driving the bus

To vomit kneeling in front of the bowl of a toilette. Because you are holding the bowl with your hands, it looks like you are driving a bus.

Oh my gosh, Mary-Jane was driving the bus last night!

by Doppelstern April 8, 2009

Driving On The Shoulder

Passing gas when you need to take a huge dump, typically smelling much worse than a normal fart.

I need to drop a huge dumper so every time I rip ass I'm driving on the shoulder.

by Rando432 September 16, 2010

Diving Bell

When a man farts and gets a gas bubble trapped under his testicals.

I have a real diving bell situation in my pants.

by ArtNSin June 14, 2015

Diving

Entering a virtual reality world.

1: How long have you been diving?
2: Since I got my Oculus. I dive every night.

1: Do you want to go out tonight?

2: No I'm diving tonight. Meet up with me later for some hang gliding or a roller coaster ride?

by Kazuto Kirigaya June 12, 2017

head diving

an act done in the middle of the night. Usualy in the dream state were the hair on your head is wasted beyond recognition.

Hey mayne did u see that fluzies hair when she rolled out of bed..looked like some serious head diving went on last night!

You gona comb that hair? Its a mess from head diving all night.

by Kalichronic January 11, 2010

Jerk Driving

When one drives like a jerk.

Friend 1: Dude, this retard was driving all willy neely like. Pissed me off.
Friend : Dude, he was jerk driving.

by Lala5456 December 10, 2010

Bush diving

Headlong leap of young men into woody bush.

Bru, I totally broke my glasses bush diving last night.

by Girlfriend of a Bush Diver July 12, 2012