Meaningless Dribble

When a person/troll posts a comment on a message board that makes little to no sense, is insulting, or has nothing to do with the topic in an effort to derail the discussion.

Megan: "I had a good day".
Johnny: "Me too!"
Lisa: "My day was great!".
Carl: "All of you suck!".
Edward: "@Carl, take your meaningless dribble elsewhere troll".
Carl: "Make me loser".

by TigressMama July 2, 2011

double dribble

Having to return to the bathroom and wipe a second time after having finished defecating and wiping previously.
This can be anywhere from 15 minutes to several hours later. Symptoms of Double Dribble often are sticky ass, skid marks in one's britches, or an itchy anus.

In severe cases, the follow up wipe may produce blood and rough skin from wiping too many times.

After a night of drinking and dining on fine mexican food, phil found himself with a severe case of double dribble and returned to the bathroom to wipe his ass a second time.

by thatoneguywhodoesthings August 1, 2007

dobber

Scottish slang for someone who is stupid.

That guy is such a dobber, he failed that really simple test.

by Flash2000 August 7, 2004

dobbs

when someone feels superior to everyone around them but is in fact not, but rather average in all ways possible.

AKA

Thinking you're cool but your not actually.

Oh man, that guy's being real dobbs

by Thuf lyf September 29, 2009

double dribble

when someone puts both of your balls in their mouth and calls a foul

*puts balls in mouth*

She says: Thats a Technical! Double Dribbling

by andrew May 25, 2004

dobby

Refers to marijuana smoking. When a total buzzkill buddy comes along, asks to take a hit off your joint and/or blunt, then subsequently drops it in either a puddle or a large pile of dirt.

Also can be used in concurrence with bogart.

Hey fam, don't dobby my shit! You already tried to bogart. Scom face!

by Ida Derbscom May 18, 2008

Dobbers

inventor of all things, creator of the world. should you talk about it, he made it. he was there when time began. a source of any and all knowledge required.

Dobbers, have you seen this item??

Well yes, i invented those you know...

by whosthatthen April 26, 2011