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drive by tooting

a fart that is smelled when someone walks quickly by you.
There was a drive by tooting when the youngster ran by us in the kitchen.
by thumperconway August 22, 2009
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park drive

Time well spent driving around aimlessly in the park. One might enjoy the scenery and people watching while hoping someone will catch thier eye. They might also hope someone, even creepers, will holler at them. Some might be naturally offended by this but a true park driver would be thrilled. And if you are really lucky you might happen to see a rare hot skater in which it will make your day as you stalk them. Also one must bring a good cd in order to make his/her drive complete!
Park driver: oh wow there's a skater! Turn around let's drive by six more times! Omg he saw me! This isnt creepy at all!
by Lookingforahotskata July 4, 2009
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drop and drive

The male version of badonkadonk; a guy with a big ass and thighs. Originally used by Tim McCarver to describe a power pitcher during a baseball broadcast, now useful to point out a bhm with the junk in the trunk to go deep.
The Dodgers' Jonathan Broxton throws hard; he has a lot of drop and drive.

Look at that foine man over there!

Yeah, girl, he got a little drop and drive.
by Mercy April 10, 2010
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hat driving

What farmers in a utility do- no indicators, 25 mph, middle of the road.
Pa Wright gave a display of some of the finest hat driving south of the equator.
by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009
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drive-by friending

the act of friending someone on Facebook, writing something mean on their wall, then unfriending and blocking them.
That jerk Shane is on Facebook now, so I did a drive-by friending on him.
by MichiganJ September 14, 2010
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drive-by bj

What a "booty call" tells her/his friends when they are going to have a quick hook up.
Tiff: Where are you going Cas?
Cas: Oh just going to do a drive-by bj. Be back in a few
by WalrusGumbo July 4, 2010
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Drive-by asshat

To give someone an asshat (sitting on head) while you are randomly walking by them without missing a step.
That guy just gave me a drive-by asshat while I was picking up a penny.
by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010
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