doomsdon't

When the end of the world unfortunately doesn't occur. Other words for doomsdon't include:

armageddon't
armageddidn't
ragna-right-then-that-didn't-happen

Did the world end yesterday?

Obviously not, it was a doomsdon't yesterday. I thought everyone knew about it.

Oh great, we still have time to corrupt this feeble species inhabiting this horrid rock

by ihappentobetheantichrist February 13, 2023

Doomsday

June 2nd, when the fiends arrive upon the holy land of terrorism.

When’s Maggie’s birthday? Doomsday.

by Maarz May 16, 2023

doomshame

A verb. To make someone feel less-than for expressing the feeling that we are all doomed.

“Did you just doomshame me for worrying about nuclear winter?”

by TiminSeattle October 8, 2023

Doomsday Clock

A bunch of eggheads got together and decided this whole humanity thing wasn't really working out, and that there should be a definitive scale available for people to plan ahead for their weekend. Measured in "minutes to midnight", it aims to provide a realistic expectation of the likelihood of having to go that social engagement you've been dreading, with any mention of "seconds to midnight" providing a valid excuse for having one more drink, since your chances of living to experience the hangover are drastically reduced.

According to the Doomsday Clock, it is now 30 seconds to Midnight

Moscow Mule, anyone?

by Kolltomnus November 5, 2023

dorm baby

Roommate gives birth to baby. Baby lives in dorm for the benefit of the roommates.

I need a dorm baby or I will die

You know what will get me through finals…a dorm baby

by Princesspoppy111111111 December 13, 2023

Doomscrolling

The act of endlessly scrolling through bad news on social media or news websites, often causing increased anxiety or feelings of hopelessness. Originates from the video game "Doom" and represents the chaotic and never-ending flow of negative content.

"I couldn't sleep last night because I spent hours doomscrolling through my Twitter feed, and all the bad news kept me anxious."

by iwv December 28, 2023

Dormalations

The religious text of all men's college dorm room rules.

"Write that in the Dormalations!"

by -inFinity05- February 8, 2024