dork cheese 

Member of Kingdom Of Loathing forums. Asshole.

"hey u muthas i think u r all gey fags"

dork cheese by John January 4, 2005

Dork President 

The king or queen of all dorks. The highest form of Dork status. The ultimate Dork. The Dork that all other Dorks want to be like.

Gloria is such a Dork President. Its so Adorkable.

Dork President by JamesZ November 7, 2005

dork squared 

This is something shared between Seth and Sarah that will never fade away. It's our form of being so insanely awesome that even the geeky things we do are considered phenominal in the eyes of society. It kept our relationship together over a year and a half time span of not seeing or being able to speak to eachother. DORKS RULE!

"Sarah, you are like... a huge dork."
"Yeah. Well, so are you! We can be dorks together."
"hahahahaha ok"
"WE CAN BE DORK SQUARED!"

(that's how it started for those of you who are wondering)

dork squared by Sarah E. Scott-Salcedo December 14, 2008

dork snorkeler 

1. An ass-kisser

2. One who performs fellacio frequently

1. I see you bought the boss a new tie - you're such a dork snorkeler.

2. Dude, you should just take her back to your crib; I hear she's a straight dork snorkeler.

dork snorkeler by saulgoode-42 March 6, 2009

dork kiara 

Kiara, a rather silly individual well known for being a dork though using the phrase 'dork destroyed' which creates a situation of great irony.

In short dork = Kiara and Kiara = dork

This word play is most common in Western Australia, and especially in Perth.

Dork refers to a silly person, and not a whale penis in this situation.

Hi I am Dork Kiara, and I am a dork.

Dork destroyed

I just pulled a massive Kiara

You are such a Kiara

Morton, you silly goose. NO disregard that. You Kiara face.

dork kiara by clamofthesea January 16, 2010

Dork in my pants 

To be excited nearly to the point of sexual release over something dorky, geekish, or nerdy.

"Oh man, I went into Best Buy and found the complete series of Firefly on Blu-ray! I almost dorked in my pants right there."

"Did you go to the midnight opening at Gamestop for Black Ops?
Hell yeah! I thought I was gonna dork in my pants waiting on line!"

Dork in my pants by Greythame985 April 7, 2011

Dork Stick 

A USB flash drive that is hung around the neck by a lanyard. Seen at many spots where intellectuals gather, such as colleges, universities, meetings, symposiums, etc. Can include any USB flash drive or memory card

Jeremy created a backup of his presentation on his dork stick.

Dork Stick by MadFrog July 7, 2011