Skip to main content

Donutable Event

An event that is worthy of a coworker or manager bringing in donuts to the office in order to celebrate the event.
Gee, we passed that audit with flying colors. Isn't that a donutable event? Hey ask Tom if he is bringing in donuts tomorrow.
by Filled-up Employee November 20, 2009
mugGet the Donutable Eventmug.

Cinnamon donut

The process of having sexual intercourse on a beach while covered in lubricant. The lubricant acts as a glue, sticking the sand onto and all over the participants' bodys. Hence, making them appear as cinnamon donuts.
Remember when we went to the beach last weekend and you gave me a cinnamon donut?
by Oliver. L August 19, 2018
mugGet the Cinnamon donutmug.

Horny Donut

Put a donut in the males ass and then have the women proceed with eating it out. Eliminating any crumbs from the anus.
The man loved the horny donut his girlfriend gave him on a wonderful Saturday morning.
by dirty monkey March 31, 2015
mugGet the Horny Donutmug.

Thumped Donut

A well worn female organ. Particularly apparent on the night of losing her virginity or on the jam rag.
Corr mate you should have seen it. I left her undercarraige looking like a thumped donut!
by TheRealSampy May 29, 2016
mugGet the Thumped Donutmug.

Donut Buddies

Those other awesome souls you encounter when doing circles in the snow in the barren parking lot next to the old K-Mart Garden Center. They will politely wait safely along the outskirts while you take a turn, expecting the favor to be returned. All of this is communicated intuitively. When it is their turn, they will certainly try to show off and one-up you, and it continues on like this until all of the fresh powder is ruined.
KB: There's someone else here doing it too! That's hilarious.
Erotica: You guys are donut buddies!
KB (silently to herself): Yes we are...yes we are.
by artichoky January 16, 2020
mugGet the Donut Buddiesmug.

Donut Sale

2 or more police vehicles moving fast in the same direction _without_ their sirens on. so named because they must be in a hurry to get cheap donuts.
(2 friends walking down a street)
1:"so I was like, yeah"
(police cars whiz by, silently)
2:"Donut sale!"
1:"shut up."

(man comes home to his girlfriends' apartment after work)
M:"did you hear about the donut sale?"
F:"what?"
M:"two cop cars whizzed by me on the interstate with no sirens."
F:"oh, it must have been that shooting I heard about..."
by guyvf December 18, 2008
mugGet the Donut Salemug.

donut punch

the act of punching someone in a donut shaped orifice, specifically the vagina.
"My girlfriend started bitchin' so i donut punched her!"
by B|24|\||)0Z0|2 March 21, 2005
mugGet the donut punchmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email