dog

a white blob of death that consumes all cats and has the ability to melt itself down to the size that can fit on your lap.
Its f***ucking adorable

Petting dogs is cool. Billy pets dogs. Billy is a cool dude.

by fakatorpedo October 26, 2018

Dog

The opposite to a Cat

Hey, is that a Dog, o sorry its a Cat, did you know it was opposite day?

by Hay, Dan Newman, Dan the Man July 22, 2016

Dog

Acts as a shadow to humans but doesn't disappear when it's dark. This particular shadow also requires food and exercise.

Is also a source of unconditional love, joy and entertainment.

The dog followed me to the bathroom then to the kitchen and proceeded to beg for food.

by papipup October 30, 2017

Dog

A very cute thing that could be vicious. They come in many many breeds and are the most popular.

Me: omg look at that dog
Friend: omg its so CUTEEEE

by AnnoyingBadger November 15, 2018

Dog

Man’s best friend in every possible way. A dog will listen to you even when nobody else does.

“Hey! Who is your best friend?”
“My best friend is my dog.”

by Doggo:) November 11, 2019

Dog

God backwards.

Dog let there be light.

by B0ba1 May 13, 2019

Dog

YOUR BEST FRIEND EVER!!!!!!

Me: sitting watching tv. Dog: comes over to me and licks my hand. Me: AWWWWWWWWW!

by Helloimsmartandunderstandlife November 17, 2019