dog dork

an uncircumsized penis

I'm not fond of dog dorks, I prefer it when a guy is cut.

by Simmian May 11, 2009

dork

About 1950, we considered a dork to be a person who sits in the bath tub blowing farts, and then tries to pop them.

Billy, you are a dork (now picture a skinny little nine year old sitting in the tub popping his ...)

by Little Richard June 4, 2003

dork knob

like a dumbass, but dorkier.

evolved from "doorknob"

"you're such a dork knob!"

by Raven Reid July 18, 2007

Cork Dork

Noun. A dork made of cork. Not neccessarily from southern Ireland.

Lady Friend: "Not only are you boring, greasy and nerdy but you are also made entirely of cork. Sod off."

Cork Dork: "Ok."

by Doug May 25, 2008

Brazilian Doorknob

When the male inserts a doorknob up a freshley shaved ass hole. if the ass hole is not shaved it is considered as the rusty doorknob.

I love to perform the Brazilian Doorknob.

by scorallys January 18, 2010

doer

A doer is somebody that you would have sex with.

Background: People used to commonly refer to the sex act as "doing it." Then they'd say things like, "I did her," "I'm gonna do him tonight," Etc. Hence someone that you would or could do, is a doer.

She ain't a ten, but she's definately a doer

by Bill G March 28, 2005

Dork In A Toasted Bagel

Something thats cute, and slightly geeky, of course in a good way. Rather than 'sex on toast' (although they may be perceived as that as well) they are referred to as a 'Dork In A Toasted Bagel'. They are very cute, sweet, loveable, and some would even say 'perfect' :)

Person 1: "i think you're sex on toast ;D"
Person 2: "really? haha, nahh..i think i'm more like a Dork In A Toasted Bagel"
Person 1: "aww, you're adorable, my lil DIATB ^_^ "

by Your girly<3 November 19, 2009