by Track00293 November 7, 2006
Get the Derek mug.A Guy who is super sweet and used to ride a Ski Doo MXZ<3 Someone who i probably shouldn't have let get away. Real Carl?
by bttercup February 4, 2010
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Shitty sinkerballer for the red Sox. He likes too suck gigantic gorrila penis. He has a beard so nobody notices the gorilla cum on his mouth. He always blows and is fucking the Red Sox as we speak. He especially enjoys licking the hair off the testicles of donkeys
by Oscar September 18, 2004
Get the Derek Lowe mug.unimaginative jerk who always whines, complains, and makes trouble. Obnoxious. Loud. Will always get you red roses even when you tell him NOT TO. Acts like he knows everything. Always has to be right. Liar. Ridiculous. Likes to talk behind your back like a mean girl. Actually male, but never acts like it. Perv. Will grate on your last nerve. Clingy. Always has to be in contact with you. Annoying. Repetitve. NEVER TALK TO A DERECK. He will wrap you up in all of his drama and you will never break free!
Obsessive. Self-centered. Snob. Not fun. Won't take you out on dates. Prefers to stay at home. Boring. Lazy. Eats like a pig. Drama Queen. Pouty. Cusses. Overreacts!
Will always think about his own problems before your own, especially when you have swine flu.
Talks using incorrect grammar. Tries to be cool. Fails. Hypocrite. Bipoplar to the MAX.
Obsessive. Self-centered. Snob. Not fun. Won't take you out on dates. Prefers to stay at home. Boring. Lazy. Eats like a pig. Drama Queen. Pouty. Cusses. Overreacts!
Will always think about his own problems before your own, especially when you have swine flu.
Talks using incorrect grammar. Tries to be cool. Fails. Hypocrite. Bipoplar to the MAX.
by JJK♥ March 15, 2010
Get the Dereck mug.He is loving, Caring, and Passionate. He enjoys working out and cooking. He has beautiful Hazel eyes that water when he yawns. he is tall, but not too tall; might have to stand on your tip toes to reach his lips..but its worth it. He has the most beautiful smile and heart stopping laugh. He is strong and not just physically but emotionally too, he can do anything if he just puts his mind to it. His family means the world to him. He is outgoing and adventurous and loves to have fun. He is wonderful in all ways imaginable. Great in bed too!
by babyb00 July 5, 2012
Get the Derek Turgeon mug.The dickhead who murdered George Floyd and made all cops look like racist assholes when they, in fact, are not. He killed George Floyd on May 25, 2020, and was charged and arrested a week later. After spending 4 months in state prison, he was released on October 7 after posting a $1 million dollar bond. He is set to stand trial in March of 2021, but in all likelihood the case will be delayed now that he’s out on bail.
Do I think he’s racist? No. He married an Asian woman. I think he did the killing just because he was sick of dealing with crackheads. Again, not justifying or downplaying, just my inference. He’s still a murderer. Nonetheless, he’s a free man (at least for now)
Do I think he’s racist? No. He married an Asian woman. I think he did the killing just because he was sick of dealing with crackheads. Again, not justifying or downplaying, just my inference. He’s still a murderer. Nonetheless, he’s a free man (at least for now)
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