yiffing dicks

When you take a big sniff of a dick you are yiffing dicks

Alex loves yiffing dicks

by Dick yiffer 9000 May 3, 2016

Shit For Dicks

an example of shit for dicks, is the state of being of having your dick, made of shit.

"Hey Shit For Dicks"- Cbas

"Thats an uncomfortable issue."- Barrack Obama

by CBAS CBAS CBAS CBAS December 11, 2011

gay as 2 dicks touching

when something is really gay

Those pink trainers are as gay as 2 dicks touching

by migumbo October 25, 2009

Dicksergeant-Lb

A military rank that is lowe than that of Private.

so E-0

This can only be the rank of the worst man in the squad,platoon, or company.

Lb =(little bitchum)

Lieutenant- Private!

Private- Yes sir?

Lieutenant- Your being demoted to Dicksergeant-Lb

Private- Why sir?

Lieutenant- Because you suck!

by CDC-your boy C May 17, 2009

Oh Dicks

The phrase used to call or refer to someone with the word dick in any part of their name(s)

Oh Dicks, you drinking tonight

by Le Chifré March 14, 2009

The Dicks of Hazard

A multi-cultural open-age online gang of computer savvy people who don't take any shit off anyone just like ghetto toilet paper. If you know in your heart you can be a dick for a good cause, join The Dicks of Hazard!

1.Some crackhead kept trying to feed my dog, so I called The Dicks of Hazard.
2.This guy kept throwing cock blocks so I called The Dicks of Hazard. After they schooled me, no one threw cock blocks again.
3.Thanks to The Dicks of Hazard, that nazi never heckles me in class anymore.

by MadamexXx February 17, 2009

shittin dicks

The act of taking a dump roughly the same size and shape of a dick. Primarily after a large meal followed by a few drinks.

Dude, I was shittin dicks last night after the party!

by T-B1rd July 26, 2014