wives taken in the 21st century for no reason other than sex. this is in a no way a sarcastic reference to Melania Trump, or other wives that are bought and paid for. in the even you realize my disclaimer itself is total sarcasm. please buy a new wife, because yours needs to be changed. you naughty bastard.
trumps Cock Diaper is so full that holding hands is off the menu! or, "dude my balls are so blue i need to go pick up a Cock Diaper"
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Get the rip your diaper mug.Diapers tossed out the windows of cars by traveling families too lazy or too redneck to toss it into a proper waste bin once they've stopped. Eventually, the stinky wad lands into the ditch to keep the roadkill company.
I got run off into the ditch and fell headlong into what must've been a ditch diaper. I thought I'd never get the stink off me.
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Get the Diaper Bag mug.A sexual position. The receiver is on their back, near the edge of the bed. The top is standing beside the bed, similar to the classic position. However, the top holds the receiver's ankles together with one hand, looking like they are changing their diaper, allowing their other hand to be free able to go wherever.
"After doing it doggie style for a while, I was giving it to her diaper style, and she was loving it"
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