Road Diaper

Rare item worn by long haul drivers so they can save time by not stopping to go to the bathroom.

A true Road Diaper, is a singular item, the wearer useses, watches it (if they want) then reuseses.

Road Diapers can also be used to store items, such as whiskey bottles or long barrel revolvers.
Eddie check into his motel room, took off his road diaper, washed it in the si k and then got piss drunk.
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poop pants no diaper

funny???????
poop pants no diaper is funny????????????
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Diaper Bag

A dusty, old, Canadian who thinks he can control women.
Old Canadian man, "Hey, get your wife under control." American wife, "fuck off you old diaper bag!"
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Diaper foot

When pulling off a poopy diaper and the baby sticks his or her foot in it.
That looks like a bad case of diaper foot.
by Oug777 December 24, 2018
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diaper stripper

An underage girl who is very promiscuous.
Wow, Mary's a real diaper stripper! She's went down on Kevin and she's only 16.
by Guava Cookie December 20, 2014
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Diaper Principle

The Diaper Principle is like a “poo-tastic” metaphor for how some workplaces handle mistakes. 🩴💩 It’s when management, in response to one person’s blunder, makes everyone wear a metaphorical diaper to prevent future mishaps. In other words, instead of dealing with the real issue, they make everyone suffer the consequences of one person’s mess!
Guess what? Karen spilled coffee on her keyboard, and now we all have to attend a ‘how not to spill coffee’ workshop!”
Employee 2: “OMG, that’s the Diaper Principle in full swing! Can’t believe they’re diapering us for Karen’s coffee catastrophe!
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diaper wiper

A parent of an infant.
You two won't be diaper wipers for long!
by Ereck Flowers November 24, 2018
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