drunk texting

A modern derivative of its cousin, drunk dial-ing, this involves sending text messages via cell phone to friends, girlfriends, sluts, just friends, etc., while in a drunken stupor.

Typically it is used on a desired member of the opposite sex, that is normally not desired during sober hours. This lame attempt to arrange a booty call results from the cowardice of the drunk texter, who fears actually making the drunk dial.

That grease monkey keeps drunk texting her every weekend at 2am.

by DougCrow January 3, 2006

pissy drunk

State of being, where you're so drunk that you piss yourself.

He was pissy drunk, even though he only had one beer to drink. Punk.

by Brandon December 1, 2003

Sleep Drunk

Sleep drunk: the act of being so sleep deprived that you act as though intoxicated

man i was so sleep drunk last night i said some things i shouldn't have

by Rightnowimsleepdrunk July 1, 2009

Drunk

A sublime way of existing in a world full of idiots.

If I wasn't so drunk you would look stupid dancing to that house music shit!

by Johny Rebel May 17, 2003

Drunk Radar

The often useful ability to find your way home, or to where you want to go, whilst incapacitated by alcohol.

I was supposed to be staying at Steve's but we got seperated in the club. My drunk radar got me home even though I didn't know I knew the way.

by EdRush July 13, 2006

Soda drunk

1. A phrase coined by 10-year-olds at a sleepover. meaning intoxication caused by the consumption of carbonated beverages. often used as an excuse for doing stupid things after drinking soda.

2. One who is soda drunk

Alex: Remember when we got soda drunk and we ran around with underwear on our heads?

Chris: Yeah. You know that wasn't really because of the soda, right?

Alex: um... no.

Chris: good times, good times.

by cagace July 11, 2010

my drunk kitchen

My drunk kitchen, an entertaining show on YouTube hosted by the talented gorgeous Hannah Hart, she gets intoxicated with other youtubers or by her self and cook meals from her book, which y'all should buy. The best YouTube show ever.

Did you see hannah hart make taccos on My Drunk kitchen ???

by Optimistic Banana January 9, 2015