by mockasin August 15, 2006
Get the dirty deuce mug.1. A playing card with two pips
2. Feces
3. A situation in tennis in which a player must score two consecutive points for victory in their respective games.
4. A person, usually male, who has built their entire existence around the sport they participate in. Their free time is spent training for their sport, browsing ESPN.com, searching "cool football catch" on Youtube.com, or watching their favorite sport on television. All their discourses involve sports in one way or another. Their preferred means of transportation is a Ford pick-up truck, the higher up in the F(150-650) scale the better. They usually have large egos, small minds, and a naturally disruptive disposition to others.
5. Two (in quantity)
2. Feces
3. A situation in tennis in which a player must score two consecutive points for victory in their respective games.
4. A person, usually male, who has built their entire existence around the sport they participate in. Their free time is spent training for their sport, browsing ESPN.com, searching "cool football catch" on Youtube.com, or watching their favorite sport on television. All their discourses involve sports in one way or another. Their preferred means of transportation is a Ford pick-up truck, the higher up in the F(150-650) scale the better. They usually have large egos, small minds, and a naturally disruptive disposition to others.
5. Two (in quantity)
1. His deuce of hearts beat my ace of spades.
2. Nobody enter the bathroom, Big Bob just dropped a huge deuce.
3. I hate deuces in Wii Tennis.
4. The school weight room was full of deuces and the parking lot full of Ford pick-ups.
5. The score was deuce to zip.
2. Nobody enter the bathroom, Big Bob just dropped a huge deuce.
3. I hate deuces in Wii Tennis.
4. The school weight room was full of deuces and the parking lot full of Ford pick-ups.
5. The score was deuce to zip.
by Chadbrochill211 April 28, 2010
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Defecation immediately upon waking.
Morning Deuce Syndrome (MDS) is characterized by the following
symptoms: sharp abdominal pains, excessive flatulence and/or swamp
ass, and general irritability.
Dr. Marc Pierson, a world-renowned researcher from the Paris Institute
of Gastroenterology, offers the following advice for those suffering
from MDS: "Yeah, so I ran some tests and well, they came back
positive. It looks like you've got Morning Deuce Syndrome. The real
kicker is, you may never sleep in again."
Morning Deuce Syndrome (MDS) is characterized by the following
symptoms: sharp abdominal pains, excessive flatulence and/or swamp
ass, and general irritability.
Dr. Marc Pierson, a world-renowned researcher from the Paris Institute
of Gastroenterology, offers the following advice for those suffering
from MDS: "Yeah, so I ran some tests and well, they came back
positive. It looks like you've got Morning Deuce Syndrome. The real
kicker is, you may never sleep in again."
Patients suffering from MDS often
retort: "I couldn't sleep in this morning.. a god damn deuce woke me
from my slumber."
retort: "I couldn't sleep in this morning.. a god damn deuce woke me
from my slumber."
by Dr. Marc Pierson January 12, 2005
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Get the deuce fo mug.by dustind June 27, 2007
Get the deuce-slayer mug.When, in role-play, the one assuming the role of "the Dick" will defecate upon the recipient "the kicker", showing them that they have done incorrectly performed within the confines of the role-play. This is a very effective form of sensual punishment within the bedroom.
by Angreesloth November 28, 2011
Get the Deuce the kicker mug.Dropping a deuce in a bathroom other than yours.
I am going to deuce bomb the fifth floor bathroom so nobody from our office knows I blew out the fourth floor bathroom.
by e2shorty September 20, 2015
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