erectile dysfunction

A made up condition that makes ugly or fat women, who don't satisfy their men, feel like it's not there fault.

"Hey Becca your totally super disgusting, no wonder Bob can't keep his pecker hard."

"Its not cuz i'm revolting, he just has an erectile dysfunction. So its his fault, just like everything else."

by graham crackaaa March 12, 2013

Errectile Disfunction

A Errectile Disfunction is the opposite to a Errectile Malfunction where you have a errection and you see or think of something and it immeditaly makes your errection go away or it is where something is so discusting it completely turns you off.
Most common causes of Errectile Disfunction (for chris jacklin):

1.the drip
2.Terry
3.Resting hot cups of tea on crotch
4.Gays
5.Errectile Abuse

"the drip touched me i have Errectile Disfunction now"

by Zaky November 27, 2006

correctile dysfunction

When a woman says a thing in a meeting and the conversation continues without acknowledging it. Minutes later a man makes The Very Important Original Contribution of saying the exact same thing.

My male coworker has the worst case of correctile dysfunction; any time a woman has a good idea in a meeting, he comes up with the same thing and acts as if he thought of it all by himself.

by Dr. Jo January 13, 2019

Urban Dictionary Name Definition

The Name definition, the thing every high schooler shares with their classmates laughing about a silly definition. Usually written by the person of that name, enemy or significant other. Usually just kind of sucking their dick or saying how they are the worst

An Urban Dictionary Name Definition could go like this "Garrett is a blonde creative type with okay features, probably skinny and always is there for you"

by lilpumphasnotalent May 5, 2018

punk (the true definition)

a prison sex slave

The pants below the ass are for easy access for the master of said sex slave.

Turn of the baseball cap to the right or left means you are a pitcher or cacher during said gay sextual acts.

Sorry thats the truth if you don't like it pull up your pants fix your hat and stop acting like a punk.

punk (the true definition) is the pedofile in prision.

by johnnylonghorse August 23, 2011

Illiterated definition

A definition of something that has been presented in a way so people who have trouble reading proper grammar, correct spelling, and proper punctuation can understand it.

(Normal definition of rain)

Rain: water falling in drops from vapor condensed in the atmosphere

(Illiterated definition of rain)

rain itz wen da water iz flln 4rm da c1ouds n 3vree buddy g3ts w3t

by Optical_Epilepsy April 2, 2011

Definition

A thing that should be short and sweet. Nobody has time to read long ass ones

uptherabbithole: love the short definitions

Spaceman_Spiff: i beg to differ

by Spaceman_Spiff May 16, 2009