Lt Dan

When the sex is so good, your legs are rendered useless, and you realize now you cannot walk, and have to work for a retard on a shrimp boat

Damn baby, you lt danned me again

by Glennshed March 14, 2016

Dan and Phil

Dan Howell and Phil Lester are the best people on Earth and if any one says different they are going to die a sad death one day. They will never know the happiness that Dan and Phil have created for people all around the world. That includes themselves. They're happy because they like to entertain. Them bieng happy makes us Phannies happy.

Person one: Hey. Do you watch Dan and Phil?
Me: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
Person 1: Lets be friends.

by Anonymous_Phan July 10, 2019

dan batty

He is a Gaylord

What a dan batty. Such a Gaylord

by Ada, October 14, 2019

dapper dan

A term used to describe a pinch of smokeless tobacco.

largest size pinch you can take.

Im going to put in a dapper dan.

by coryweon October 26, 2009

dan vaden

an attempt to discreetly masterbate when roommates are present and in arms distance.

I almost threw up when my roommate pulled a dan vaden the other day

by hoo yeah June 1, 2011

Dan Marino

Miami Dolphins quarterback for 17 seasons. Without a doubt the best quarterback in history. Posessed the quickest release known to man. Would read defenses like a hawk and would consistantly have phenominal seasons. A true champion and an incredible competitor.

Mr. Marino is definitely superior to all quarterbacks to have played the game including the over-rated Joe Montana, which by the way had a running game and a defense to help him get his Super Bowl rings.

by Isabel April 19, 2005

thunder dan

1) The nickname for the greatest basketball player from Traverse City, MI.

2) A self proclaimed nickname, that anyone named 'Dan', can call themselves. Hopefully, it will catch on, and your friends will start calling you that.

1) Thunder Dan is wicked from 3 point land.

2) Yo bitch, I told you, I will only respond when you address me as Thunder Dan.

by Dan March 25, 2004