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daymond

male with obstuctivly large penis who gets alot of pussy, indead his dick is HUGE. completely opposite of mike ragan
OMG, Daymond, yeah that man is amazing.
by guy looking out his winder April 20, 2011
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demon hunter

The BEST Band in the World! They rule! Ryan you are the Master! They Growl, The Rule, lmfao, omg! I love DH!
Did you get Summer of Darkness yet? It's awesome. But their Self titled Album was better! www.demonhunter.net www.demonhunter.net/forums I am the Mage
by Mage of Darkness July 17, 2004
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Detroit demon

In order to perform a Detroit demon you need:
1. a Bible
2. a cucumber
3. a life sized replica of Christopher Reeve
4. an Emu
5. a priest and a buddhist monk
6. A girl willing enough to have the detroit Demon performed on her.

First you must listen to the song "Stan" by Eminem backwards there by evoking the spirit of Stan. Stan will appear and say "I will grant you three wishes if you suck my d*ck" perform the fellatio and wish for a Mcdonalds apple pie, Hitler 'stach and some a fresh pair of some Retro Jordans. The combination of these items will summon John Lennon A.K.A the Demon of Christmas past. Now you must go to the girl with the bible. Open in it to Leviticus 31 and there you will see some words, dont mind those just use the bible to beat the girl into unconsciousness. While knocked out perform the Detroit Nightmare on her, but instead of a penis us the cuccumber. She will wake up upset and the demon John Lennon will possess her.In her body he will being to have a three-some with the replica of Christopher Reeve and your Emu. THIS IS IMPORTANT: call the priest and the monk, all of you must perform the ancient are of bukkake upon the body of the girl and anyone else that may be present, regardless of their age. The demon will the body and the girl will become a Succubus and Suckyonuts.
Son, their is something i have to tell you.....last night i did the Detroit Demon to your sister.
by Electronic Monolith June 11, 2008
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Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon

An expression, depicting the desire for progression to another task, derived from the recent viral video war between Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon as facilitated by Kimmel's girlfriend Sarah Silverman.
"Halo 3's played out. Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon."

"Sure. Wait? What the f*ck did you just say?"

,or,

Dude, you're always skipping from one thing to the next. For once could you just hold on to the guitar and NOT f*ck Matt Damon!
by Derek Weyhrauch February 27, 2008
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matt damon

N. An actor from Massachusetts who attended Harvard University and wrote the screenplay of the movie in which he gained his fame. He has won 2 Academy Awards and 2 Golden Globes and the screenplay he wrote received "Best Original Screenplay". He also happens to be gorgeous.
1. Oh my gosh look at that guy, he's so fine he reminds me of Matt Damon.

2. Well Ben's a good actor but he sure isn't Matt Damon
by greencandle January 9, 2005
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Steamin' Demon

A Steamin' Demon is when you take not one but two steaming turds, freshly dropped, and stuff them into your partners ears. This action resembles a demon with horns.
Billy was being naughty so his parents tied him up and gave him a Steamin' Demon!
by Ruben 12-5-16-16-15 December 15, 2008
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Demon

1) A dark figure, believed to be red and with wings and horns, was said to be a minion of Satan, and had the job to wreak havoc in ordinary people's lives. Pictured alot in mythology and in children's books.

2)A biolabs chemical composer. Usually has more than 3 irregular limbs and a tentacle/exposed brain. seen alot in North Carolinas' Technology park.
1) "I used to think demon posession was just a load of flameing crap, but after my neighbor's young daughter cut a "666" shape in my sons abdomen, slurped out his large colon then ate his crap for dessert, I believed she was indeed posessed. (Then I got my hick pal to shoot her in the pussy...twice.)"

2)
Sam: That guy has a fucking tentacle for a dick! And he's just letting it flap out in the wind like its no big deal.
maS: Meh, must be a Demon.
by hanes May 6, 2005
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