Donkey konga 

the secretive term used among males to refer to the act of playing with a females breast usually in a bongo manner as inspired by the nintendo game.

"as the girl with huge breast entered the room the guys acknowledged it with a suggestion to play the game donkey konga"

-or-

guy 1: did u seem dem titties?

guy 2: hell yea we cud play some serious donky konga!

Donkey konga by THE REAL MACDADDY August 11, 2009

donkey bag 

a particularly horrendous hangover which entails full body symptoms including; (a) feeling really sick but being unable to vomit without help from your hands down your throat (b) aversion to any food (c) thinking you are capable of sleeping it off but actually feeling worse after a nap and requiring a return to bed etc. etc. Particularly prominent in South Africa and South East Asia with Koh Samui Airport a notable blackspot

Alan Thompson is a key proponent of the donkey bag

donkey bag by swalshy October 11, 2009

Donkey Water

Diving for no reason in Madden

"Stop playing donkey water over there!"
"I just scored a touchdown while you were playing donkey water!"

Donkey Water by Casey (P Dawg) September 12, 2014

Donkey Boy

One who has a unusually large penis, usually a younger gentleman.

Did you hear that Abe Lincoln was quite the donkey boy?
Holy crap! Look at the size of that donkey boy's package!

Donkey Boy by ihavealargepenisandyouhaveasma August 1, 2010

donkey sex 

When you want to insult a girl ask her for some donkey sex. When she asks what is it tell her thats when you are the 'HE' and she is the 'HAW' (whore).

'Hey baby you want to come back to my place for some donkey sex?'

'Donkey sex?'

'Yeah I'm the he and your the whore'

donkey sex by mathios May 14, 2007

Donkey Brick

Like a {Donkey Punch} only with a brick. This is usually the best way to "convince" a girl to let you do her in the ass.

She was being stingy, so I had to donkey brick her.

Donkey Brick by Daddy Slick May 2, 2003

donkey fucker 

Insult that sugests one enjoys intercourse with donkeys. Similar to uncle fucker, mother fucker, finger fucker

"Shut your fucking face... donkey fucker" South Park, The Movie (adapted version)

donkey fucker by Donkeyfuckerian May 9, 2004