chaos donkey

Usually a critical care or emergency medicine nurse who is “here for it”. The one who runs a tight ship and you the one look to when you don’t know what to do. They have a poker face you couldn’t break with a hammer and their internal dialog is 99% expletives and the constant sound of screechy, rusty airplane breaks coming to a halt. The one that calmly tells you to call a code and then 30 seconds later, opens epinephrine with their teeth. This nurse usually burns out quickly and drinks after work.
Did you see Alyssa during that trauma? She is a total chaos donkey the way she stopped the bleeding with her foot while putting an IV in that guy without a single twitch or moment of hesitation!
by CriticalCareBadass, RN June 10, 2021
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Chonky Donkey

A word used to describe a very thick hind side. May also be used to describe thiccness like kronk from the emperors new groove
by VeeBoy69 March 28, 2022
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dubstep donkey

Doing anal doggy style, while keeping to the pace of fast paced electronica.
Last night, I totally got dubstep donkeyed, my ass won't be the same for a year.
by CountDonkeyula January 17, 2016
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Wonkey Donkey

An upper western phrase, originating in Idaho, exclaiming one's surprise or excitement over something. Originally created in Idaho by Bob "the Chicken Nuggie" Titan.
Wonkey Donkey!
by Wyatt Wigglesworth April 11, 2022
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Donkey Cave

Clever, Internet friendly term for asshole.
Brad, quit being a donkey cave and help me move this rock.
by Hawen April 20, 2019
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donkey pass

A step above a Kitchen Pass. Permission, from the wife or significant other, to go out on the town and act like a complete ass.
Lagree got a Donkey Pass from his wife to go to Myrtle Beach for Bike Week.
by Greezy636 March 06, 2014
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Brown Donkey

In the midst of getting a rim-job from a girl, shit in her mouth and kick her in the throat.
"I brown donkeyed my girl so hard last night because I had diarrhea. And when I kicked her, she choked!"
by Ronald McDick December 16, 2013
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